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    Default Confession Corner....No judgment

    When I pee at work I only wash my hands if there are other people in the bathroom.
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    I enjoy many of Taylor Swift's songs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gu03alum View Post
    When I pee at work I only wash my hands if there are other people in the bathroom.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right

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    A Harvard man and a Yale man go into a bathroom to pee. The Yale man finishes first, zips up and starts to walk out. The Harvard man says "At Harvard, they teach us to wash our hands after urinating!" The Yale man replies, "At Yale, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"

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    Sometimes when I pee, and it isn't very much, rather than flush, I throw a few sheets of TP in and the wife thinks she forgot to flush!

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    I can only pee with Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" playing. Reminds me what to do at the end.


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    I teach children to produce armpit farts.

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    Sometimes when I'm alone, I google myself.
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    I taught my son the appropriate times to fart.. in other words... if no chicks be around... fire at will. But own up if they stink something fierce.
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    I was the one that farted in the elevator. IT WAS ME.
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    Last October, I was in Spokane for a couple days before driving to Seattle with a friend. As we were driving westward... I'd say somewhere between Ritzville and George... the previous couple nights of heavy and varied beer drinking culminated in one of the few farts I have bothered to name in my lifetime. That one was called "The Devils Breath". It was a stench so foul, one cannot fathom short of experiencing it. It was so heinous that I questioned my own humanity. It didn't come from my bowels it came from the bowels of hell, filled with brimstone and anger. It was a stench to behold and one you wish you could forget.
    "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

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    I like the Spice Girls.

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    I didn't understand the appeal of Fifty Shades of Grey.

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    I haven't done my taxes yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 23dpg View Post
    I haven't done my taxes yet.
    This year I really wished that I knew how to cheat on taxes.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right

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    I bought 3 bags of apples so we'd have some healthy snacks and then I proceeded to make a dip for apples from cream cheese, brown sugar and caramel sauce.
    Thank God I have a good metabolism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Centre Mad Man View Post
    I didn't understand the appeal of Fifty Shades of Grey.
    Dude, I don't understand the point of it and I'm pretty sure I fit into their target audience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzgirl_127 View Post
    I bought 3 bags of apples so we'd have some healthy snacks and then I proceeded to make a dip for apples from cream cheese, brown sugar and caramel sauce.
    Thank God I have a good metabolism.
    I used to have one of those...
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    I've never understood the appeal of Jane Austen's writing or characters either (as I browse through Netflix and see several movies based on her).

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    I enjoy watching "The Good Wife".


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    I iron my jeans
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    Sometimes I post in the mbb forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gu03alum View Post
    I iron my jeans
    I go prolonged periods without washing my jeans
    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullzag23 View Post
    I go prolonged periods without washing my jeans
    As it was in the beginning of jeans. Word is, washing denim is mostly unnecessary.
    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right

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    I only wash my jeans if I spill something on them
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