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    Farting in an elevator just before some one unexpectedly walks in.

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    Being caught staring at someone you don't know.

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    Catching someone you don't know staring at you.

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    Leaving your fly open

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    Awkward: realizing JohnnyGonzaga has a wife when you thought the whole time he likes dudes....
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UberZagFan View Post
    Awkward: realizing JohnnyGonzaga has a wife when you thought the whole time he likes dudes....
    Awkward: reading this post on a quiet, crowded subway and bursting out in laughter.
    Bring back the OCC

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    Asking a woman when she is due only to to find out that she is not pregnant but just put on some belly weight since you saw her last.

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    Receiving a Derek Jeter signed baseball from your girlfriend for your birthday after reading that Jeter gives his one night stands auto memorabila for their efforts.

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    My contractor for all three of my stores and my basement remodel is married to my ex-wife.

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    "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

    "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

    Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

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    Speaking too fast to a farmer client and have Backhoe come out as Black Ho.

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    IZF
    Keep out of the Foo, unless you know what you are fooing.......

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    What are you doing, Adam? Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?

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    That last post is beyond disgusting. That borders on required deletion by a mod.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyGonzaga View Post
    Uh, what's "awkard" about this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyGonzaga View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by UberZagFan View Post
    Uh, what's "awkward" about this?
    Ditto.....Irish is more than willing to lend a "hand"......
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    What are you doing, Adam? Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaliforniaZaggin' View Post


    I had something similar to this happen to me last year. Wish I still had the conversation saved but it went something like this:

    Random girl(I think it was a girl): Hey baby I'm on my purple phone.
    Me: Who is this?
    RG: Sorry wrong number.
    Me: Haha well have fun with your purple phone.
    RG: Lol thanx
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullzag23 View Post
    Random girl(I think it was a girl): Hey baby I'm on my purple phone.
    Me: Who is this?
    RG: Sorry wrong number.
    Me: Haha well have fun with your purple phone.
    RG: Lol thanx
    Purple phone = marital aid... j/k
    What are you doing, Adam? Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?

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    wow
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaliforniaZaggin' View Post
    Purple phone = marital aid... j/k
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    What are you doing, Adam? Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?

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    IZF
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    What are you doing, Adam? Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?

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    Always appreciated Ryan Seacrest high-fiving a blind guy.

    Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right

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