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Thread: Things you can say about your car but not your significant other

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    Default Things you can say about your car but not your significant other

    There’s too much junk in the trunk
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    She looks good in the garage

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    She has heated seats

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    She only needs maintenance every 10,000 miles

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    She's paid off.

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    She gets rubber in all four gears

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    She has a bumper-to-bumper warranty and a rear view camera

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    She is too loose
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    She's running a little hot.
    So many brackets, so little time.

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    I wonder what I can get for her on a trade-in ?

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    She needs a lube job.

    Oh, wait a minute. . .

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    I’m thinking about trading her in for a newer model.

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    My Dad gave her to me!
    It's not funny.

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    I bought her at an auction. She was repossessed.
    It's not funny.

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    I can't take her to Canada, they might find drugs in her.
    It's not funny.

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    Sold her to my brother, who promptly destroyed her.
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    She has too many miles on her.
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