There’s too much junk in the trunk
Zag for Life
Things you can say about your car but not your significant other
There’s too much junk in the trunk
Qualified for 21 Straight Big Dances
11 Straight Round of 32s
10 Sweet Sixteens (5 Straight)
4 Elite Eights
2017 FINAL FOUR
2 Winningest Players in college basketball history (Karnowski 137, Perkins 134)
The Best Point Guard to ever play the game: John Stockton, most assists, most steals.
Zag for Life
She looks good in the garage
Zag for Life
She has heated seats
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She only needs maintenance every 10,000 miles
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She's paid off.
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She gets rubber in all four gears
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She has a bumper-to-bumper warranty and a rear view camera
Zag for Life
She is too loose
Qualified for 21 Straight Big Dances
11 Straight Round of 32s
10 Sweet Sixteens (5 Straight)
4 Elite Eights
2017 FINAL FOUR
2 Winningest Players in college basketball history (Karnowski 137, Perkins 134)
The Best Point Guard to ever play the game: John Stockton, most assists, most steals.
Zag for Life
She's running a little hot.
So many brackets, so little time.
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I wonder what I can get for her on a trade-in ?
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She needs a lube job.
Oh, wait a minute. . .
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I’m thinking about trading her in for a newer model.
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My Dad gave her to me!
It's not funny.
Zag for Life
I bought her at an auction. She was repossessed.
It's not funny.
Zag for Life
I can't take her to Canada, they might find drugs in her.
It's not funny.
Zag for Life
Sold her to my brother, who promptly destroyed her.
Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right
Foo Fantasy Football Champ 2015
She has too many miles on her.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright
Foo Fantasy Football Champ 2012
Foo Fantasy Football Last Place Champ 2013
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