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    What do you get, when you cross an anorexic?
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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    With an insomniac?
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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    A dyslexic?
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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    And an agnostic?
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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    A. You get a skinny person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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    This joke was told by my daughter.

    Why do chicken coops have two doors?

    A. If they had four they would be called chicken sedans.
    You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eroop22 View Post
    This joke was told by my daughter.

    Why do chicken coops have two doors?

    A. If they had four they would be called chicken sedans.
    But we don't play nobody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eroop22 View Post
    This joke was told by my daughter.

    Why do chicken coops have two doors?

    A. If they had four they would be called chicken sedans.
    That's really good!

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    This one was told by the neighbor kid while walking home from school yesterday.

    Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road

    A: It got stuck in a crack
    You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

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    A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
    The bartender says
    "I will serve you, but don't start anything."
    You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

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    What is black, and white, and green, and black, and white?
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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    Two zebras fighting over a pickle.
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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    A Roman walks into a bar...
    Holds up two fingers...
    And says I’ll take five beers, please...
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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    I farted into my wallet...

    Now, I have gas money.

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    This is actually a good joke:

    I sat down in my hair cutters chair and said "make me look sexy!"


    She started drinking.
    But we don't play nobody.

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    I wasn't sure if Albert Einstein was real. I was always taught that he was a theoretical physicist!

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    I was watching an Australian cooking show. It was a pastry chef challenge. One celebrity chef whipped up a meringue and and the crowd clapped and cheered.

    That surprised me, because Australians usually boo meringue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Centre Mad Man View Post
    I was watching an Australian cooking show. It was a pastry chef challenge. One celebrity chef whipped up a meringue and and the crowd clapped and cheered.

    That surprised me, because Australians usually boo meringue.
    But we don't play nobody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Centre Mad Man View Post
    I was watching an Australian cooking show. It was a pastry chef challenge. One celebrity chef whipped up a meringue and and the crowd clapped and cheered.

    That surprised me, because Australians usually boo meringue.
    I shared that one on my daughters FB page. Several laughed.
    I'm laughing. Why aren't you?

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    Guy gets called in to his doctor's office





    Guy: Yes doctor?
    Doctor: I'm afraid I have some BAD news, and some WORSE news...
    Guy: Oh....okay....well, I guess I'll start with the bad news?
    Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
    Guy: WHAT?! That's the bad news?!?! What could be worse than that?!?
    Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
    Allow myself to introduce....myself...

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    Two cows were smoking a joint and playing poker. The steaks were pretty high. . .

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    A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "Whoa... I must be a typo."
    My posts indicate that I don't seem to follow college basketball all that closely.

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    Why is Cinderella so poor at sports?

    Because she is always running away from the ball.

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    Anti-vaxxer jokes never grow old...

    And neither do their children.
    Gonzaga has defeated Baylor, Illinois, Virginia, Duke, North Carolina, Kansas, UCLA, Arizona, Creighton, Oklahoma, Florida State, Texas A&M, Oregon, Iowa, West Virginia, Auburn, USC, and Washington over just the past three seasons.

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