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What do you get, when you cross an anorexic?
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“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
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With an insomniac?“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
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A dyslexic?“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
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And an agnostic?“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
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A. You get a skinny person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
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This joke was told by my daughter.
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. If they had four they would be called chicken sedans.You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.Comment
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This one was told by the neighbor kid while walking home from school yesterday.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road
A: It got stuck in a crackYou can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.Comment
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says
"I will serve you, but don't start anything."You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.Comment
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What is black, and white, and green, and black, and white?“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
-Ken Pomeroy-
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Two zebras fighting over a pickle.“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
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A Roman walks into a bar...
Holds up two fingers...
And says I’ll take five beers, please...“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
-Ken Pomeroy-
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I farted into my wallet...
Now, I have gas money.“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
-Ken Pomeroy-
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This is actually a good joke:
I sat down in my hair cutters chair and said "make me look sexy!"
She started drinking.But we don't play nobody.Comment
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