If this is your first visit, be sure to
check out the FAQ by clicking the
link above. You may have to register
before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages,
select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
Well, today was not a good day. I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.
Merry Christmas to all you foosters!
Well, today was not a good day. I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.
Merry Christmas to all you foosters!
Haha! Those machines are surprisingly hard to find now! Outside of hiding in clothes racks and watching your mom frantically look for you, the kiddie rides were the best part of going shopping when I was a kid!
How did Darth Vader know what Obi Wan got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
Man goes to the doctor and drops his pants, pointing to his "thing" which was so disclosered as to look almost plaid.
The doctor said, "Your thing looks plaid!"
The man says, "I know, what can we to fix it?"
The doctor says, "Fix it? We have to cut it off right now!"
The man runs out the office, desperately wanting a second opinion.
He goes into the second doctor, drops his pants.
Doctor says, "Oh my, that's the worst I've seen in years, it's practically plaid, we're going to have to cut that off right now!"
The guy runs out of the office.
He's running and running, thinking about differing scenarios, and eventually runs out of the medical plaza and into a regular area of town. He sees a sign for a doctor of Chinese Traditional Medicine, he thinks "Ah, now he might think of something different."
He walks in and drops his pants.
The Chinese doctor says "You thing looks plaid!"
The guys says "I know, and the urologists all want to cut it off!"
The Chinese doctor gets a grave look in his eye, shakes his head and starts giggling, "The western doctors want to cut it off, huh?"
"Yes."
Chinese doctor starts laughing. The guy starts laughing with him.
Chinese doctor says "Westerners always want to jump to extremes!"
The guy says "You mean you don't have to cut my thing off?"
The Chinese doctor laughs harder, "No, son, no. No one needs to do that."
The guys is so relieved he hugs the doctor.
The doctor shrugs, "Don't worry, in a few days it will fall off all by itself. Won't hurt at all."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain.
'I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay… small acts of kindness and love.'
- Gandalf the Grey ________________________________
'I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay… small acts of kindness and love.'
- Gandalf the Grey ________________________________
Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg face off by telling dad jokes to each other. The first one to laugh loses. Winner with the most points wins. #dadjokes #alldef...
“No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”
Comment