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    Hoping you have a sense of humor too!

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    Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
    "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

    "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

    Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

    2012 Foostrodamus - Foothsayer of Death

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    Food is great but there is no atmosphere.
    "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

    "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

    Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

    2012 Foostrodamus - Foothsayer of Death

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    Dad Joke: Why do you always see ghouls and demons together?
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    "thnk god for few" jazzdelmar(12/12/11 12:50pm)
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    "When most of us couldn't buy a basket. Where do we get off anyway?!" siliconzag (11/17/06 5:45:41 pm)
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    I am monitoring the price of a donut
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    Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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    "thnk god for few" jazzdelmar(12/12/11 12:50pm)
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    "When most of us couldn't buy a basket. Where do we get off anyway?!" siliconzag (11/17/06 5:45:41 pm)
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    I am monitoring the price of a donut
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    How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
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    You rocket.
    "The Foo is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together on one message board with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson blogged alone." JFK -4.29.62-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Centre Mad Man View Post
    How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
    Would that be an "astroTOT"?

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