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(garbled)Mmmphh...mmphh...mmphh
Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat
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Ooops, my bad! I misread the title of the thread...I thought it was for Famous Movie Quotes, not Favorite...
Zag for Life
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horse####, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.
Professional Zag Fan
"They speak english in what motherf*cka!?"
Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction
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There's a con like me in every prison
in America, I guess.
I'm the guy who can get it for you. Cigarettes,
a bag of reefer if you're partial, a
bottle of brandy to celebrate your
kid's high school graduation. Damn
near anything, within reason.
Yes sir, I'm a regular Sears & Roebuck.
Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right
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Lycus: If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you'll never learn, you'll be a eunuch all your life.
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"thnk god for few" jazzdelmar(12/12/11 12:50pm)
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"When most of us couldn't buy a basket. Where do we get off anyway?!" siliconzag (11/17/06 5:45:41 pm)
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I am monitoring the price of a donut
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This thread isn’t five stars?!?
Fix it Foo!
Zag for Life
"Get outta the car and shoot'em in the head"
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All my first choices have been taken, so....
"You can't handle the truth!"
Hoping you have a sense of humor too!
Zag for Life
“Get off my lawn.”
"The Foo is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together on one message board with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson blogged alone." JFK -4.29.62-
Kennel Club Material
Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience.
Alvy Singer: Oh. Thank you.
Pam: I mean that as a compliment.
Zag for Life
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
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Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
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“ We tend to forget in times of reversal that life without risk is endless rehearsal.” -- Fran J. Polek
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"You're going to need a bigger boat. . ."
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"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
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Hotlips O'Houlihan: Oh my God! They've shot him!
Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter.
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“ We tend to forget in times of reversal that life without risk is endless rehearsal.” -- Fran J. Polek
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Henry Hill: [narrating] As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.
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They may take your lives, but they'll never take your freedom!
Hoping you have a sense of humor too!
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"
Zag for Life
Aaaah.....mmmmmm.....Aaaaah.......mmmmmmm!
Zag for Life
Topper HarleyThese men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...
"The Foo is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together on one message board with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson blogged alone." JFK -4.29.62-
Zag for Life
"The Foo is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together on one message board with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson blogged alone." JFK -4.29.62-
Zag for Life
My friends are ice fishing in the shack over there.
Those guys are your friends?
- You know 'em?
- They're here every Sunday. We call them the Drunken Dry-heavin' Cheese-eatin' Outhouse Boys.
They're your friends?
- They're acquaintances, really.
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Patton: "Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose! "
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