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    What do you get, when you cross an anorexic?

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    With an insomniac?

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    A dyslexic?

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    And an agnostic?

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    A. You get a skinny person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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    This joke was told by my daughter.

    Why do chicken coops have two doors?

    A. If they had four they would be called chicken sedans.
    You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eroop22 View Post
    This joke was told by my daughter.

    Why do chicken coops have two doors?

    A. If they had four they would be called chicken sedans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eroop22 View Post
    This joke was told by my daughter.

    Why do chicken coops have two doors?

    A. If they had four they would be called chicken sedans.
    That's really good!

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    This one was told by the neighbor kid while walking home from school yesterday.

    Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road

    A: It got stuck in a crack
    You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

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    A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
    The bartender says
    "I will serve you, but don't start anything."
    You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

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    What is black, and white, and green, and black, and white?

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    Two zebras fighting over a pickle.

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    A Roman walks into a bar...
    Holds up two fingers...
    And says I’ll take five beers, please...

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    I farted into my wallet...

    Now, I have gas money.

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    This is actually a good joke:

    I sat down in my hair cutters chair and said "make me look sexy!"


    She started drinking.
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