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    Default New Names for Shaq

    Social Shaq-urity

    The Big Shuffleboard

    The big 401k

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    Social Shaq-urity is good but I like this one from a basketball blog I read:

    The Big Geritol
    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
    Steven Wright

    Foo Fantasy Football Champ 2012
    Foo Fantasy Football Last Place Champ 2013

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    In his news conference he said henceforth he will be known as "The Big AARP"

    The Association for the Advancement of Retired People...Gotta Love Shaq!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juskickenit2 View Post
    Social Shaq-urity

    The Big Shuffleboard

    The big 401k
    Shaq's closer to a 601k.

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    Default How about....

    Fatty, Fatty, two by four, couldn't get through the kitchen door.

    Bowls people over because the NBA does not call charging or travelling, and can't hit a free throw to save his life.

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    Shaq was/is a very endearing dude. It's worth watching his retirement presser.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BMFqV-vb0o
    Birddog

    Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

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    I'm sure this will be moved, so I'll put my two cents in NOW!
    Zag 77 summed it up and made me laugh. Thanx.
    I think his name will be Shaq-Zag and he will spend the rest of his days lurking and posting on this board.

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    One of the most dominant players of all time. Had he taken better care of his body, he'd still be playing at a high level into his early 40s.

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    I think part of Shaq's charm is that the everyday guy in the stands tended to relate to him more than some of the other NBA stars. Despite his obvious talent and winning ways, the guy had visible faults to his game and his physique that could drive a fan nuts but also make that same fan smile. It's hard to describe.

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