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    Default Only Intelligent People Can Post in this Thread!

    Answer question one before you can proceed.

    1) What is you I.Q score?

    (If it is higher than 70 - Borderline deficiency - then proceed....)




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    1. Not sure, but remember it being well above that minimum.

    I am not real confident that you'll achieve a high number of posts by a variety of posters in this thread. There is a serious problem in America. The media downplays it, but...it is serious. There is a documentable "dumbing" of the gene pool. Scary, but true. The human race has somehow managed to revoke the theory of natural selection.
    ...and there definitely is no such thing as Prince Charming.

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    "My Mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'" - Forest Gump 1994

    ok, that's not original. Just an example.
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    Default Yu knot so smart.

    Yu not spel Hi-Q korectlee, it is not IQ it is Hi-Q.
    Hi-Q is veree inteligent gapanees pome

    I rite manee pomes from Gapan.

    I hav manee mor then 140 Hi-Q's

    My first Hi-Q:

    Mom sez I am smart
    I hav mor Hi-Q's then yu
    Your Hi-Q's ar dumb

    Wood yu like to buy my book of pomes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mee755 View Post
    1. Not sure, but remember it being well above that minimum.

    I am not real confident that you'll achieve a high number of posts by a variety of posters in this thread. There is a serious problem in America. The media downplays it, but...it is serious. There is a documentable "dumbing" of the gene pool. Scary, but true. The human race has somehow managed to revoke the theory of natural selection.
    FOOsters have a low IQ? Nah, I bet you that all FOOsters have an IQ close to 140! Isn't that in the FOO rules?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GPGUgrad View Post
    FOOsters have a low IQ? Nah, I bet you that all FOOsters have an IQ close to 140! Isn't that in the FOO rules?
    Can we ban those that don't meet the minimum?
    ...and there definitely is no such thing as Prince Charming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mee755 View Post
    Can we ban those that don't meet the minimum?
    I don't think we have to worry, they won't understand the question.
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    not sure of my IQ and I'm not smart enough to guess

    My quote is:

    "Whiners are weiners"
    Bring back the OCC

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    139 according to the Internet.

    But i used to be smart and now I'm just stupid.
    I wear a helmet while internetting.

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    You guys are cracking me up. (I can't even concentrate on work)

    Here is mine: "There is a reason why I got caught with my pants down!"
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    Default This guy doesn't make the cut

    A diabetic Oregon man with no feeling in his feet woke up to find his dog had eaten part of his right foot, including three toes.

    The Roseburg News-Review reports that the 61-year-old man, whose name was not disclosed by police, was in serious condition after calling 911 at about 3 a.m. on Tuesday.

    The man told emergency responders that he fell asleep on his couch and woke up to find pieces of his foot missing.

    Roseburg veterinarian Alan Ross says that the dog may have been trying to rid his owner of dead tissue, and says he may have been attracted to the foot if it were infected or gangrenous.

    Ross says the dog doesn't need corrective action because it wasn't "acting out of meanness."


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    I don't know Dr. Ross personnally, but my experience with Oregon veterinarians has led me to conclude that they are p o t - heads.
    ...and there definitely is no such thing as Prince Charming.

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    I did not read the rules of post #1 very clearly. I need to come up with a quote that defines my life? Hmmmm

    One to pass the time until I find the right one:
    My favorite high school teacher always said "Stupid people shouldn't breed.". (We offered a new saying for him: "stupid people shouldn't breathe.". He liked it.)
    ...and there definitely is no such thing as Prince Charming.

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    Default "What Quote SUMS UP your life?"

    "What Quote SUMS UP your life?"

    The invoice from my life insurance company


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    Quote Originally Posted by RenoZag View Post
    A diabetic Oregon man with no feeling in his feet woke up to find his dog had eaten part of his right foot, including three toes.

    Ross says the dog doesn't need corrective action because it wasn't "acting out of meanness."
    I ate all his food and he was hungry. Whats a guy gotta to do to get a pedicure around here?
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    Don't know my iq but I have many leather bound books and my office smells of rich mahogony.

    Oh and I have many relatives that live in south eastern Missouri. If that doesnt scream high iq I dont know what does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pargo the Destroyer View Post
    Oh and I have many relatives that live in south eastern Missouri. If that doesnt scream high iq I dont know what does.
    It screams "I am smart enough build a meth lab, but not smart enough to operate it."

    Survival of the fittest.

    Tennessee took over Missouri as the number one state for meth lab busts. So this begs the question, "Is a blown up meth lab a bust, or is it just a "clean up" for forensics.
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    Only Intelligent People Can Post in this Thread!


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    maybe this thread should be connected to that one about 1/2-ing forever...
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    If Helen Keller falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear her, does she make any noise ?


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    Um,

    ....nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RenoZag View Post
    If Helen Keller falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear her, does she make any noise ?
    Sadly, yet silently hilarious.








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    Quote Originally Posted by kitzbuel View Post
    Um,

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