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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzag View Post
    I think it is that Mee is our Muse of Foo ...
    Quote Originally Posted by mee755 View Post
    Not sure if that is good or bad.

    According to Wikipedia:
    In Greek Mythology, poetry, and literature Muses are the goddesses or spirits who inspire the creation of literature and the arts. They were considered the source of the knowledge, related orally for centuries in the ancient culture, that was contained in poetic lyrics and myths.
    Based on this definition Mee I would say that it is a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocco View Post
    According to Wikipedia:
    Based on this definition Mee I would say that it is a good thing.
    See...I got no problem with being a Muse. That seems like a good thing. But is the Foo a good thing? Hmmm...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mee755 View Post
    See...I got no problem with being a Muse. That seems like a good thing. But is the Foo a good thing? Hmmm...?
    yes, the Foo is a good thing, a tranquil isle of insanity in a world of utter chaos
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    Productive day. I kicked a girl out for being a b*tch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mee755 View Post
    Productive day. I kicked a girl out for being a b*tch.
    So did she go crying to :
    a) mommy
    b) daddy
    c) boyfriend
    d) BFF
    e) counselor/administrator
    f) more cowbell
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    I don't f*cking care what she did! Just glad she didn't come back to my class. I'm tired of little girls with big attitudes who think they can swear at me and disrespect my authority. When I tell her to get off her email (when she hadn't even asked permission to use the computer in the first place) so I can start class, she should do it out of respect. Not throw a tantrum filled with f-bombs and derogatory names aimed at me.

    I'm a pretty nice teacher, but I ain't putting up with that!

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    So a student comes to me for advice...the conversation goes something like this:

    Student: Mrs. F, are you pretty open with your friends? Like would you tell them anything?
    Me: Um, yeah. Why?
    Student: So say your friend smells really bad. Would you tell her?
    Me: I'm not sure...
    Student: What if your friend smelled like stanky ####y? Would you tell her? Cuz she stanks bad! And I know I ain't the only one smelling that sh*t. Someone's gonna tell her eventually. Should I?
    Me: Well, I guess if you feel like I good friend, you might.
    Student: So how do you say nicely, "Girl, your ####y stanks!"
    Me: I dunno.

    So, boys, say your wife or girlfriend or other close female friend had a stinky ####y. How would you tell her?

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    wow
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    wow
    You would just tell her "wow"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mee755 View Post
    You would just tell her "wow"?
    wow at the topic.

    regarding your question -

    not touching that with a ten foot pole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    wow at the topic.

    regarding your question -

    not touching that with a ten foot pole.
    Wow. You think highly of yourself. Ten foot pole, eh?

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    that probably wasn't the best use of words either...





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    Quote Originally Posted by mee755 View Post
    So, boys, say your wife or girlfriend or other close female friend had a stinky ####y. How would you tell her?
    Wouldn't. It's all good. See Uber's last post in the euphemism thread.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

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    Onions!

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    And people can actually ask what keeps us stoppin' back to see what's new at da FOO
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    Wow. been sittin here for a half hour thinkin about this an I got nuthin. Tough call. If it was my girlfriend or wife I would not say a damn thing. I think I would suggest a couples shower to get each other "freshened up"
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    Not to get too serious on here, but the condition could be symptoms of different types of diseases, including various STDs. It should be checked out as many of those could lead to infertility and/or other serious health conditions. Our Foo posters with much more medical knowledge than Uber likely have something more to offer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UberZagFan View Post
    Not to get too serious on here, but the condition could be symptoms of different types of diseases, including various STDs. It should be checked out as many of those could lead to infertility and/or other serious health conditions. Our Foo posters with much more medical knowledge than Uber likely have something more to offer.
    so you're saying she might be tainted?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    so you're saying she might be tainted?
    Depends on your definition of tainted:

    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/vaginal-odor/MY00555
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    so you're saying she might be tainted?
    Forward from there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rangerzag View Post
    Forward from there.
    what's the difference between a gynecologist and a proctologist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    what's the difference between a gynecologist and a proctologist?
    About one inch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    what's the difference between a gynecologist and a proctologist?
    One finger.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

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    I was thinking along the same lines. If I were teaching now, and it came up (Thank goodness I retired 11 years ago-- I never had to face some of the things that Mee faces) I would have the school nurse talk to the girl.

    (If they still have school nurses in the high schools.)

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