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    Cool posters have kids...
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    I have kids, ergo, I'm a cool poster
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    having over 200 posts qualifies you as something....it must.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 94zagoldwomanasherdsmen View Post
    having over 200 posts qualifies you as something....it must.
    If you're a fence, it means you cover a lot of ground.

    In GUB land it's just another number


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    Default damn it reno, you ruined by success...

    I was so excited to have another round number...living in the shadow of lothar is so disappointing. Over 300 posts means something....it must...whew, I have a new goal.
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    I just passed 222, that's a 3rd of the way to the number of the beast...rule a452 - when you're at a third of the number of the beast, you must post randomly to bypass. At 666 you must post multiple random posts to put distance between you and satan.
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    Uber's Last Rule: No more rules.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

    Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

    No Foo for You!

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    Uber has 700 posts ( as I write this ). . .So if Lothar is a Post Padder General, that means Uber is. . .a post padder colonel ?


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    RULE F1D:

    Opinions in the Foo may or may not have merit and may or may not be the true opinion of the author. Figure it out!

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    Uber's Last Last Rule: Uber shall only receive Neg Rep. All positive comments regarding Uber's posts (and there are many) shall be made directly to Uber through private message or shall be posted in response to Uber's posts.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

    Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

    No Foo for You!

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    In compliance with Uber's rule # whatever (the one about babes and beer)

    http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V2050
    'I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay… small acts of kindness and love.'
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    Default No beer, but what a babe (in the late 70's )



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    Quote Originally Posted by RenoZag View Post
    Love is a rose but you better not pick it
    Only grows when it's on the vine
    Handful of thorns and you'll know you've missed it
    Lose your love when you say the word mine
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

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    Uber hereby amends the rule "No more rules" and adds another rule: "If your thread gets no stinking replies in the foo in the first 24 hours, you are required to reply to the thread yourself."
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

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    Rule #1: Any and all rules can be superseeded at any time
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    Quote Originally Posted by 94zagoldwomanasherdsmen View Post
    Cool posters have kids...
    Quote Originally Posted by 94zagoldwomanasherdsmen View Post
    I have kids, ergo, I'm a cool poster
    And how did you do in PHL 101?
    There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who do not.
    "Only a madman or an economist thinks exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world."

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    The FOO fuels me.


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    Rule #50: All threads w/ at least 50 replies should be bumped every so often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    Rule #50: All threads w/ at least 50 replies should be bumped every so often.
    Rule #50.1: All threads w/ under 50 replies should be bumped every so often until they reach 50 replies, then see Rule #50.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

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    No Foo for You!

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    Default Rain rule ...

    Rule Rn.1a - The rain in Spain, stays mainly on the plain ...
    Rn.1b. - Sometimes, Seattle transports its way to Spain
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    Poll Rule - Polls should be exercised frequently in Foo.
    So many brackets, so little time.

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    The capital of Poland is Warsaw, until otherwise changed by a vote of Foo-Nation.
    So many brackets, so little time.

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    Members of Foo-Nation are obligated to max out their reps on a daily basis.
    So many brackets, so little time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzag View Post
    Members of Foo-Nation are obligated to max out their reps on a daily basis.
    Members of Foo-nation are when maxing out their reps on a daily basis should attempt to rep Foo posters first, before repping non Foo posters.
    The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    Rule #1: Any and all rules can be superseeded at any time
    New rule...all foo posters shall leave Uber positive feedback rather than negative just to remind him that there's good in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocco View Post
    Members of Foo-nation are when maxing out their reps on a daily basis should attempt to rep Foo posters first, before repping non Foo posters.

    Lutely....!!!

    A whole sub-zagnation of posters with four squares (green or red) would be phen-om-ficken-al!

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