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    Quote Originally Posted by RenoZag View Post

    No. 60

    Never post on an empty stomach.
    Darn I think I violated this rule a time or two. But if I posted while full of beer would that count as an indulgence toward said infraction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RenoZag View Post
    No. 57

    No fighting in the Foo.

    You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.

    No. 58

    Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

    No. 59

    No white shoes after Labor Day

    No. 60

    Never post on an empty stomach.
    Rule 60
    Subsection a.

    If one eats prior to posting, one should wait at least 30 minutes before posting... give or 29 minutes and 59 seconds.

    Subsection b.
    If one fills the empty stomach with beer then its OK to psot at will.
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    Default The rules on the bus go round and round. . .

    Subsection b.
    If one fills the empty stomach with beer then its OK to psot at will.

    Subsection c:

    If following subsection (b) above, it is like totally ok to psot.



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    Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.
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    Rule# SBD: Who ever smelt it, dealt it.
    Rule# IMDB.com: Ima d*o*u*c*h*e bag.

    Rule# 13: Acting childish is acceptable and shall be encouraged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a13coach View Post
    Darn I think I violated this rule a time or two. But if I posted while full of beer would that count as an indulgence toward said infraction?
    Sister Mary Elizabeth of the Perpetual Indulgences would likely give you a free pass. . .




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    Quote Originally Posted by UberZagFan View Post
    Rule 88: Posting pics of beer and women are always allowed in every thread even if they are not germaine to the thread's topic. Bonus points awarded to those who post pics of women holding a beer.
    Is this adequate?
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    Zagslug rule: Never open a thread in which Uber has posted when you are Zagslug cruising the FOO at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitzbuel View Post
    Is this adequate?
    Adequate? More like HOF post, if you ask me.
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    Rule 99:

    Cleavage shots are always welcome in the Foo.

    Rulle 99(a)

    Beer resting in cleavage earns more reputation points.


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    Did I miss something? Rules?

    Are we in Catholic school?


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    Quote Originally Posted by UberZagFan View Post
    Rule : All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
    I concur
    Go Zags!!! Just Foo'in around.

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    Default rule z47

    94 zag is allowed to become a new post paddre
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    Default rule z48

    paddre is the new spelling for padder
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    Default rule z49

    94 zag can never catch lothar, but is allowed to pass 200...because he's bored
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    Default rule z50

    posters with over 200 posts are to be considered uber-posters, even without uber in their usernames.
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    Default rule z51

    users with a capitalized L in their username are to be banned....as in Lothar98!
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    Default rule z52

    small L's are to be considered beneath capitalized L's in usernames
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    Default rule z53

    since small L's are inferior to big L's, small l's being included in usernames shall preclude banning of the aforementioned poster as well.
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    Default rule z54

    anyone with a two digit number in their username is to be considered an uber poster, even with out uber in their username.
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    Default rule z55

    I have two digit number in my username, therefore, I'm cooler than uber and can't be banned regardless of the L, this rule supercedes.
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    Default z56

    Afghanistan is East of Spokane - look at a map
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    Afghanistan is West of spokane, if you go far enough....damn, that cancels z56, or does it?
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    rules....Canada isn't really a country..it's a commonwealth
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    Gonzaga is allowed to recruit from commonwealths
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