Foo Rules, feel free to add your own

[a13coach]

No. 60

Never post on an empty stomach.

Darn I think I violated this rule a time or two. But if I posted while full of beer would that count as an indulgence toward said infraction?

[LongIslandZagFan]

No. 57

No fighting in the Foo.

You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.

No. 58

Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

No. 59

No white shoes after Labor Day

No. 60

Never post on an empty stomach.

Rule 60
Subsection a.

If one eats prior to posting, one should wait at least 30 minutes before posting... give or 29 minutes and 59 seconds.

Subsection b.
If one fills the empty stomach with beer then its OK to psot at will.

[RenoZag]

Subsection b.
If one fills the empty stomach with beer then its OK to psot at will.

Subsection c:

If following subsection (b) above, it is like totally ok to psot.

[TheBeast]

Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.
Dr. Meredith

[ZagPants]

Rule# SBD: Who ever smelt it, dealt it.
Rule# IMDB.com: Ima d*o*u*c*h*e bag.

Rule# 13: Acting childish is acceptable and shall be encouraged.

[RenoZag]

Darn I think I violated this rule a time or two. But if I posted while full of beer would that count as an indulgence toward said infraction?

Sister Mary Elizabeth of the Perpetual Indulgences would likely give you a free pass. . .

[kitzbuel]

Rule 88: Posting pics of beer and women are always allowed in every thread even if they are not germaine to the thread's topic. Bonus points awarded to those who post pics of women holding a beer.

Is this adequate?

[kitzbuel]

Zagslug rule: Never open a thread in which Uber has posted when you are Zagslug cruising the FOO at work.

[UberZagFan]

Is this adequate?

Adequate? More like HOF post, if you ask me.

[RenoZag]

Rule 99:

Cleavage shots are always welcome in the Foo.

Rulle 99(a)

Beer resting in cleavage earns more reputation points.

[ZagSlug]

Did I miss something? Rules?

Are we in Catholic school?

[Rubbadub]

Rule ∞: All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.

I concur

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

94 zag is allowed to become a new post paddre

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

paddre is the new spelling for padder

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

94 zag can never catch lothar, but is allowed to pass 200...because he's bored

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

posters with over 200 posts are to be considered uber-posters, even without uber in their usernames.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

users with a capitalized L in their username are to be banned....as in Lothar98!

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

small L's are to be considered beneath capitalized L's in usernames

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

since small L's are inferior to big L's, small l's being included in usernames shall preclude banning of the aforementioned poster as well.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

anyone with a two digit number in their username is to be considered an uber poster, even with out uber in their username.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

I have two digit number in my username, therefore, I'm cooler than uber and can't be banned regardless of the L, this rule supercedes.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

Afghanistan is East of Spokane - look at a map

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

Afghanistan is West of spokane, if you go far enough....damn, that cancels z56, or does it?

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rules....Canada isn't really a country..it's a commonwealth

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

Gonzaga is allowed to recruit from commonwealths