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  • lothar98zag
    PostPadder General
    • Feb 2007
    • 12370

    #16
    Rule 2: All threads shall be rated 5 stars.
    Rule 2.1 Rating your own Foo threads (w/ 5 stars) is recommended.
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    • UberZagFan
      Zag for Life
      • Feb 2007
      • 8205

      #17
      Originally posted by lothar98zag View Post
      Rule 2.1 Rating your own Foo threads (w/ 5 stars) is recommended.
      Rule 2.1.1 No shame shall be had in attempting to rate the same thread (w/5 stars of course) twice.
      If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

      Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

      No Foo for You!

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      • a13coach
        Zag for Life
        • Feb 2007
        • 2890

        #18
        Rule π: Remember following the rules is optional and you can't change rule #1
        Last edited by a13coach; 03-29-2007, 12:57 PM. Reason: sp
        There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
        Those who understand binary and those who do not.
        "Only a madman or an economist thinks exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world."

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        • former1dog
          Zag for Life
          • Feb 2007
          • 10566

          #19
          Rule # 1: Rules are no fun, unless they are foo rules.

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          • UberZagFan
            Zag for Life
            • Feb 2007
            • 8205

            #20
            Rule : All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
            If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

            Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

            No Foo for You!

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            • LongIslandZagFan
              Moderator
              • Feb 2007
              • 13951

              #21
              Originally posted by former1dog View Post
              OMG!

              Rule No. 99 - No photos posted of scantily clad morbidly obese people of either gender. PUH - LEEEZ!

              "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

              "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

              Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

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              • sonuvazag
                Zag for Life
                • Feb 2007
                • 1746

                #22
                18. No lollipops in Spokane

                I. A. ii. sec.7393 "The sonuvazag rule:"

                Rules can be classified as numbers, letters, or symbols. Rules, however, should be known by popular name as they are more commonly referred by both the media and common parlance.

                The sonuvazag rule states no stipulations to be placed on aforementioned rule. Sonuvazag likes the sonuvazag rule and gives sonuvazag five stars.
                Agent provocateur

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                • RenoZag
                  Super Moderator
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 42445

                  #23
                  No. 57

                  No fighting in the Foo.

                  You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.

                  No. 58

                  Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

                  No. 59

                  No white shoes after Labor Day

                  No. 60

                  Never post on an empty stomach.


                  Last edited by RenoZag; 01-16-2008, 07:06 PM.
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                  • lothar98zag
                    PostPadder General
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12370

                    #24
                    Originally posted by UberZagFan View Post
                    Rule : All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
                    IM(not so)HO - All polls on GUBoard should have "More Cowbell" as the last option.
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                    • lothar98zag
                      PostPadder General
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12370

                      #25
                      Originally posted by lothar98zag View Post
                      Rule 57: Rep should be given to other posters in the Foo as often as possible.

                      Rule 58: Negative rep is not allowed in the Foo.
                      Originally posted by RenoZag View Post
                      No. 57

                      No fighting in the Foo.

                      You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.

                      No. 58

                      Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

                      No. 59

                      No white shoes after Labor Day

                      No. 60

                      Never post on an empty stomach.

                      Rule #2: Rule #'s can be repeated as much as desired.
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                      • a13coach
                        Zag for Life
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 2890

                        #26
                        Originally posted by RenoZag View Post

                        No. 60

                        Never post on an empty stomach.
                        Darn I think I violated this rule a time or two. But if I posted while full of beer would that count as an indulgence toward said infraction?
                        There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
                        Those who understand binary and those who do not.
                        "Only a madman or an economist thinks exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world."

                        Func FOO
                        sigpic
                        E .· ` ' / ·. F
                        The FOO fuels me.

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                        • LongIslandZagFan
                          Moderator
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 13951

                          #27
                          Originally posted by RenoZag View Post
                          No. 57

                          No fighting in the Foo.

                          You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.

                          No. 58

                          Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

                          No. 59

                          No white shoes after Labor Day

                          No. 60

                          Never post on an empty stomach.
                          Rule 60
                          Subsection a.

                          If one eats prior to posting, one should wait at least 30 minutes before posting... give or 29 minutes and 59 seconds.

                          Subsection b.
                          If one fills the empty stomach with beer then its OK to psot at will.
                          Last edited by LongIslandZagFan; 03-29-2007, 04:52 PM. Reason: I cannot, repeat cannot type.... no way... no how.
                          "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

                          "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

                          Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

                          2012 Foostrodamus - Foothsayer of Death

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                          • RenoZag
                            Super Moderator
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 42445

                            #28
                            The rules on the bus go round and round. . .

                            Subsection b.
                            If one fills the empty stomach with beer then its OK to psot at will.

                            Subsection c:

                            If following subsection (b) above, it is like totally ok to psot.

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                            “They go to school. They do their homework. They shake hands. They say please and thank you. But once you throw that ball up, they will rip your heart out and watch you bleed.” -- Jay Bilas

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                            • TheBeast
                              Zag for Life
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 2515

                              #29
                              Rule

                              Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.
                              Dr. Meredith
                              I wear a helmet while internetting.
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                              • ZagPants
                                Zag for Life
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 3596

                                #30
                                Rule# SBD: Who ever smelt it, dealt it.
                                Rule# IMDB.com: Ima d*o*u*c*h*e bag.

                                Rule# 13: Acting childish is acceptable and shall be encouraged.
                                So little to say and so much time.
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                                Live the Foo

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