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    Live or Die by the Foo.

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    FOO this
    Speak softly, but carry a big Foo stick.

    I gotta fever, and the only prescription is more COWBELL!!!!

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    Default new rule

    outrunu's posts must be above mine
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    I must be last (first?).

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    RULE 7.13.6-34.56.IVV: Ignore the previous four posts in this thread.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

    Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

    No Foo for You!

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    Rule 987A.23: In questions of science, the authority of a thousand foosters is not worth the humble reasoning of a single fooster.

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    Default foo rule 56-94821/b.5869c

    All efforts to post in all threads on page 1 of Foo must include and new Foo rule.
    The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

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    A question, can page one FOO domination occur in the middle of the night, or must it be when most sane people are awake?
    GO ZAGS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarenyon View Post
    A question, can page one FOO domination occur in the middle of the night, or must it be when most sane people are awake?
    the level of difficulty varies, but a POFD can occur at any time.
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    All rules must go to the the FOO rule committee,which has not been formed and should never be.
    "Bringing you more of little since 2007"

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    Default Foo Rule 09387

    Threads in Foo should never be locked, no matter how inane.
    The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

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    Rule 1b.poo.1b1- Woohoo may or may not be awesome, if he is or isn't posting. Either way, you must sign a form voiding woohoo from all liability. Amen
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    All threads in the Foo should have a "time-print", showing at what time they were first started.

    Threads read by LIZF, will show a time +1 hour from that of woohoo, +3 from BobZag, +4 from Ak, etc.

    Woohoo read threads will be -1 hour from LIZF's, + 2 from BZ, +4 from Ak, etc.

    BZ read threads will be -3 from LIZF, -2 from woo, + 1 from Ak, etc.

    Ak read threads will be - 4 LIZF, -3 woo, -1 BZ, etc.

    All of this will make WooHoo's brain go ...
    So many brackets, so little time.

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    The Foo Transferal of Threads Rule - There shall be no threads transferred to the Foo that are not predominantly silly in nature. Threads where serious discussions or differences in opinion are expressed ARE NOT silly. Threads with Husky posters are in particular NOT SILLY.

    The foo is a chamber of nonsense and frivolity, lets keep it that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by former1dog View Post

    The foo is a chamber of nonsense and frivolity, lets keep it that way.
    Speak softly, but carry a big Foo stick.

    I gotta fever, and the only prescription is more COWBELL!!!!

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    There should be no thread in the FOO that does not lend itself to the word 'titties' on some level.
    'I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay… small acts of kindness and love.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitzbuel View Post
    There should be no thread in the FOO that does not lend itself to the word 'titties' on some level.
    It is October, National Breast Cancer Awareness month, after all.
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    this is the only foo thread that is too long. foo rules? c'mon! it's the foo!
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    Rule ∞ + 1: No Foo thread is ever too long.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

    Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

    No Foo for You!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mee755 View Post
    Sometimes a little girth counts for something. Ropelike -- not to my liking.
    So little to say and so much time.
    FWIWLOLOMGLMAOIMHO
    Live the Foo

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    New Foo Rule:

    Even though Uber has hit the Max Neg rep allowed, continue to give him neg rep.


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    ho ho ho

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    Who's Idea was this anyway?
    Go Zags!!! The Best Is Yet To Come!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RenoZag View Post
    New Foo Rule:

    Even though Uber has hit the Max Neg rep allowed, continue to give him neg rep.
    Couldn't we give him posi-rep to subtract from his pile of red and then neg-rep him some more?
    "Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck..."

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