Foo Rules, feel free to add your own

[former1dog]

Rule 1: Anything goes in the Foo.

Rule 2: All threads shall be rated 5 stars.

Rule 3: Uber is the greatest @ being Uber.

[sonuvazag]

Pyrotechnics

Non-sequitors must be immediately bumped with additional non-sequitors.

[former1dog]

non se·qui·tur(nn skw-tr, -tr)
n.
1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

[UberZagFan]

Rule 5: If you disagree with anything Uber posts, see Rule 3.


*Sonuvazag: You forgot to number your rules. See Rule 6.

[UberZagFan]

Rule 6: If you add to the rules, you must number them sequentially.

[former1dog]

Rule no. AB3 - Number your rules.

[sonuvazag]

Rule 1 just became Rule 7

Rule 1: Anything goes in the Foo.

Because this rule obviously doesn't count for anything.

Rule 7: As rules are added, Rule 1 will become the last rule and is now rule 8.

[former1dog]

Rule No. 14 - Don't let 'em hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

[former1dog]

OMG!

Rule No. 99 - No photos posted of scantily clad morbidly obese people of either gender. PUH - LEEEZ!

[UberZagFan]

Rule 88: Posting pics of beer and women are always allowed in every thread even if they are not germaine to the thread's topic. Bonus points awarded to those who post pics of women holding a beer.

[UberZagFan]

Rule 99.1: If your post makes F1D lose his lunch, then you know you have become a Supreme Foo Post Padder Expert.

[lothar98zag]

Rule Number W: lothar98zag shall always have the highest post count. (unless lothar grants permission to another poster to temporarily pass lothar's post total.)

[lothar98zag]

Rule 57: Rep should be given to other posters in the Foo as often as possible.

Rule 58: Negative rep is not allowed in the Foo.

[UberZagFan]

Uber seconds Rule 58 but not Rule W.

Uber still may be the only poster yet to receive negative rep in the Foo.

[UberZagFan]

RULE XVIII: Uber approves all those who post in the third person.