Foo Rules, feel free to add your own

[former1dog]

Rule 1: Anything goes in the Foo.

Rule 2: All threads shall be rated 5 stars.

Rule 3: Uber is the greatest @ being Uber.

[sonuvazag]

Non-sequitors must be immediately bumped with additional non-sequitors.

[former1dog]

non se·qui·tur(nn skw-tr, -tr)
n.
1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

[UberZagFan]

Rule 5: If you disagree with anything Uber posts, see Rule 3.


*Sonuvazag: You forgot to number your rules. See Rule 6.

[UberZagFan]

Rule 6: If you add to the rules, you must number them sequentially.

[sonuvazag]

Rule 1 just became Rule 7

Rule 1: Anything goes in the Foo.

Because this rule obviously doesn't count for anything.

Rule 7: As rules are added, Rule 1 will become the last rule and is now rule 8.

[former1dog]

Rule No. 14 - Don't let 'em hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

[former1dog]

Rule no. AB3 - Number your rules.

[former1dog]

Rule # 1: Rules are no fun, unless they are foo rules.

[UberZagFan]

Rule ∞: All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.

[lothar98zag]

Rule ∞: All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.

IM(not so)HO - All polls on GUBoard should have "More Cowbell" as the last option.

[lothar98zag]

Rule 57: Rep should be given to other posters in the Foo as often as possible.

Rule 58: Negative rep is not allowed in the Foo.

No. 57

No fighting in the Foo.

You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.

No. 58

Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

No. 59

No white shoes after Labor Day

No. 60

Never post on an empty stomach.

Rule #2: Rule #'s can be repeated as much as desired.

[HillBillyZag]

Phooey! Which Fu is this Kung, Chung, Poo or other? I would hate to take part in anything other than a good Fu?

[CelticZag]

Live or Die by the Foo.

[gozagswoohoo]

Don't tell me what to do.

[former1dog]

Rule LZ - LotharZag will return to the Foo upon being summoned by an OG Fooster.

[Rubbadub]

Rule ∞: All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.

I concur

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

94 zag is allowed to become a new post paddre

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

paddre is the new spelling for padder

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

94 zag can never catch lothar, but is allowed to pass 200...because he's bored

[IrishZagFan]

Rule ∞: All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.

Even more cowbell is needed.....

[RenoZag]

[83topper]

My cat passed away,I miss him,Snowbell

[kitzbuel]

Even more cowbell is needed.....

In some instances, less cowbell might be good.

[Rubbadub]

In some instances, less cowbell might be good.

Like...when?