Foo Rules, feel free to add your own

[RenoZag]

Darn I think I violated this rule a time or two. But if I posted while full of beer would that count as an indulgence toward said infraction?

Sister Mary Elizabeth of the Perpetual Indulgences would likely give you a free pass. . .

[kitzbuel]

Rule 88: Posting pics of beer and women are always allowed in every thread even if they are not germaine to the thread's topic. Bonus points awarded to those who post pics of women holding a beer.

Is this adequate?

[kitzbuel]

Zagslug rule: Never open a thread in which Uber has posted when you are Zagslug cruising the FOO at work.

[UberZagFan]

Is this adequate?

Adequate? More like HOF post, if you ask me.

[RenoZag]

Rule 99:

Cleavage shots are always welcome in the Foo.

Rulle 99(a)

Beer resting in cleavage earns more reputation points.

[ZagSlug]

Did I miss something? Rules?

Are we in Catholic school?

[Rubbadub]

Rule ∞: All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.

I concur

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rule z47

94 zag is allowed to become a new post paddre

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rule z48

paddre is the new spelling for padder

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rule z49

94 zag can never catch lothar, but is allowed to pass 200...because he's bored

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rule z50

posters with over 200 posts are to be considered uber-posters, even without uber in their usernames.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rule z51

users with a capitalized L in their username are to be banned....as in Lothar98!

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rule z52

small L's are to be considered beneath capitalized L's in usernames

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rule z53

since small L's are inferior to big L's, small l's being included in usernames shall preclude banning of the aforementioned poster as well.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

rule z54

anyone with a two digit number in their username is to be considered an uber poster, even with out uber in their username.