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    Default Foo Rules, feel free to add your own





    Rule 1: Anything goes in the Foo.

    Rule 2: All threads shall be rated 5 stars.

    Rule 3: Uber is the greatest @ being Uber.
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    Default Pyrotechnics

    Non-sequitors must be immediately bumped with additional non-sequitors.
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    non se·qui·tur(nn skw-tr, -tr)
    n.
    1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.
    2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

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    Rule 5: If you disagree with anything Uber posts, see Rule 3.


    *Sonuvazag: You forgot to number your rules. See Rule 6.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

    Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

    No Foo for You!

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    Rule 6: If you add to the rules, you must number them sequentially.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

    Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

    No Foo for You!

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    Rule 1 just became Rule 7

    Rule 1: Anything goes in the Foo.
    Because this rule obviously doesn't count for anything.

    Rule 7: As rules are added, Rule 1 will become the last rule and is now rule 8.
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    Rule No. 14 - Don't let 'em hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

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    Rule no. AB3 - Number your rules.

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    Rule # 1: Rules are no fun, unless they are foo rules.

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    Rule : All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
    If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!

    Uber on GuBoards: "Pathetic. We've got posters just sleepwalking through threads."

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    Quote Originally Posted by UberZagFan View Post
    Rule : All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
    IM(not so)HO - All polls on GUBoard should have "More Cowbell" as the last option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lothar98zag View Post
    Rule 57: Rep should be given to other posters in the Foo as often as possible.

    Rule 58: Negative rep is not allowed in the Foo.
    Quote Originally Posted by RenoZag View Post
    No. 57

    No fighting in the Foo.

    You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.

    No. 58

    Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

    No. 59

    No white shoes after Labor Day

    No. 60

    Never post on an empty stomach.

    Rule #2: Rule #'s can be repeated as much as desired.
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    Phooey! Which Fu is this Kung, Chung, Poo or other? I would hate to take part in anything other than a good Fu?
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    Live or Die by the Foo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UberZagFan View Post
    Rule : All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
    I concur
    Go Zags!!! Just Foo'in around.

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    Default rule z47

    94 zag is allowed to become a new post paddre
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    paddre is the new spelling for padder
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    Default rule z49

    94 zag can never catch lothar, but is allowed to pass 200...because he's bored
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    Quote Originally Posted by UberZagFan View Post
    Rule : All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.


    Even more cowbell is needed.....
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    Keep out of the Foo, unless you know what you are fooing.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by RenoZag View Post
    My cat passed away,I miss him,Snowbell
    "Bringing you more of little since 2007"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishZagFan View Post


    Even more cowbell is needed.....
    In some instances, less cowbell might be good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitzbuel View Post
    In some instances, less cowbell might be good.
    Like...when?
    Go Zags!!! Just Foo'in around.

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    I. A. ii. sec.7393 "The sonuvazag rule:"

    Rules can be classified as numbers, letters, or symbols. Rules, however, should be known by popular name as they are more commonly referred by both the media and common parlance.

    The sonuvazag rule states no stipulations to be placed on aforementioned rule. Sonuvazag likes the sonuvazag rule and gives sonuvazag five stars.
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    No. 57

    No fighting in the Foo.

    You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.

    No. 58

    Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

    No. 59

    No white shoes after Labor Day

    No. 60

    Never post on an empty stomach.


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