Coffee
Coffee
Hoppy IPA
Vodka and something else
Water
Craft beers of all kinds
Booze
Demon Rum
Vacation potables with an umbrella swizzle stick
Soda Pop
More cowbells, Dude. . .
Coffee
Blue dolphin...aka, water
At least someone, somewhere, is laughing.
When we were broke dumb college kids who somehow could afford a bit of bong food but nothing else, we always kept a gallon size jug of water in the dorm room fridge, along with styrofoam coffee cups.
We called them "Blue Marlins."
Tonight, I'm having a "Jimmy Demaret" martini. I read about this in James Dodson's wonderful 2004 biography of Ben Hogan. Martini made of equal parts Gin & Vodka, with a hint of dry vermouth.
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I once went to the Bonefish Grill on Lake Union late on a Saturday night.
Ordered a Vodka martini, up. Watched the bartender make it. No vermouth. She serves it.
"There's no vermouth in this martini," I said, after taking a sip.
"We don't make them with vermouth," she says, adding, "We make them dry."
"If I wanted straight vodka, I would have asked." Sent it back.
She was clearly indignant. She made a new one and served it up.
I stiffed her on the tip because of her attitude.
Was I wrong ?
Beer
Celebrating the losses by Villanova, UCLA, Ohio State, West Virginia, and Duke
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