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    Never disturb a hornets' nest.
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    The more I eat, the more I have to go shopping for new clothes.
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    penicillin cures all socially contracted germs.
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    I don't stutter when I am nervous.
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    I can't give a speech in front of a crowd, unless, I was drunk!
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    Yin - Yan


    In California the Big Dipper is upside down - In Washington St. it is right side up?
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    Don't drink pop with a mouthful of Pop Rocks.
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    Why can't I win the LOTTO?
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    Apples are grown in Wenatchee.
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    I never know what to say to a person with bad breadth.
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    fake boobs are firm.
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    I wished I had more money!
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    Why are infomercials so convincing!
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    Never pour salt on a snail, unless, it was sauted on garlic and butter.
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    I think I have amnesia, I don't know where I am.
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    HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up!
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    Why are the news, on tv, are always bad news.....
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    Water from the faucet is free.
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    But, I like spending a buck on a cold, bottle of water.
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    Always floss your teeth before you go to bed.
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    I like to crank up my stereo real loud, when I listen to Pink Floyd.
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    I once went to a Hare Kirshna dinner.
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    Why do people yell when they talk to - - a deaf person?
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    I like the smell of Magic Markers.
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    I never inhaled.....
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