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Thread: Things, I am learning as I get older...post pads!

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    Yeah, my brother locked us out of the house tonight by accident.
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    I had no cell phone, keys or wallet. Homeless feeling.
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    I am like how the heck are we going to get inside.
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    that's when I sank to my knees.
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    I ran to one of my neighbors.
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    I was knocking on their door for a bit and were not answering.
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    They kindly let me inside their house.
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    Probably, because I was hysterical.
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    My neighbor suggested we break inside through the upstairs window.
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    He was going to bring his ladder and a flashlight.
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    I am going with the plan because, I am hysterical.
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    and my brain seems to switch to fantasy land.
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    And, I am trying to take deep breadths.
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    while repeating inside my head Coppenhagen.
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    Coppenhagen.
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    not the chew, but the city I would love to be there at the moment.
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    I am like why not call a locksmith.
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    my neighbor says that's too expensive at this time of night.
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    cheaper to break the window and fix myself tomorrow.
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    Something in my head is saying: "Don't do it man, you won't want to fix tomorrow."
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    But, I am looking for the ladder and telling my brother to go climb on porch roof and bust window.
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    Luckily, somewhere I hear the voice of reason say.
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    Why don't you guys call a locksmith.
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    My neighbor's wife.
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    Women are definitely smarter.
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