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Thread: Things, I am learning as I get older...post pads!

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    I just got an email this morning saying that the job that we thought was ok
    well it has to be redone and we have to get it distributed by December.

    When is December?
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    Now, I am so behind on everything.

    I haven't even had a chance to rake and bag 30 to 40 bags of leaves yet.

    Yep, they are all still sitting there.

    Will leaves disintegrate during winter?

    Here's hoping. No clue if I will even get a chance to rake the darn things.

    I wished that I could telepathically lift all those leaves from the ground and fling them back
    to my neighbor's yard....

    That's where the leaves are coming from.

    I have no trees on my backyard.
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    Well we are still in Spokane.

    Going to the city in a couple of weeks so I can deal with my bathroom problem
    down there.

    I just finished dealing with my bathroom problem in Spokane.

    Thank goodness.
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    I am still not sure if I should just cash the check that my insurance sent me...

    or let the insurance handyman fix it and let them send a bill to my insurance...

    What to do?
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    My insurance sent me the check minus the $500 deductible.

    And if I were to cash this check and deposit in my bank account....

    I might do the same thing that I usually do.

    Spend it on other bills and then, I will go....

    What happened to that insurance money?
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    It has been raining and raining in Spokane.

    At least it is not snow.

    Thank goodness.
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    I think that the news said that tomorrow should be 57 degrees in Spokane.

    The Pineapple Express is coming this way.
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    Heck, I am not complaining.

    It would be nice if ALL of Winter was in the 50s.

    We might stay here instead of flying South.
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    I don't even want to go back to the city.

    I have several problems waiting for me there.

    Yep, the bathroom and....
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    the Office just emailed me about two weeks ago saying that someone
    ripped open all of the mailboxes in our building.

    And they stole all the mail....

    And mine was one of the lucky ones.
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    and I need to contact the post office and deal with them.

    And I am like, what are they going to do?????
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    and what mail I am going to say is missing?

    Shoot, I have no clue what stuff was stolen.
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    I am keeping my fingers crossed that all they stole from me.....

    is all that junk mail that I usually received.


    Heck they can have all those endless mails and coupons and ####...
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    I went the other day to the optometrist to have my eyes checked.

    Yep, when you are in front of a monitor like at least 10 hours a day.

    Well, the eyes are going to give sooner or later.
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    He said to me that I am getting cataracts.

    Lucky me.
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    So I asked him.

    When will this happen?

    ... in about 5 years.
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    My sister said to me that my dad had his done and of course this was many many years ago
    and I am sure the technology has gotten better.
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    anyway, she said that they cut his eyes with a knife?

    And my dad closed his eyes and did not keep them open like he was supposed to do.

    Oh dear.....
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    So, I better keep my eyes open when that knife comes to my eyeball.

    Yikes, just the thought, makes me want to pee my pants.
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    My brother said to me....

    don't worry, they do it with lasers now.

    And I asked him,

    Are you sure?
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    Because I don't think I can sit still if I knew a knife was coming to my eyeball.
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    I asked the optometrist what causes cataracts?

    .... smoking, UV light, Computer monitor.....

    OK, I see why I am getting them.
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    Oh, yeah, the reason I went to see him is because my eyes are changing color.

    Yeah, so bizarro.
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    The brown part of my iris are turning blue or blue grey.

    I always wanted blue eyes, but, why now.

    I am too freaking old to have blue eyes.
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    When I look into the mirror.

    I am thinking....

    I am in desperate need of a head transplant.
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