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gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 12:58 PM
Hey man, you didn't announce loudly enough that you were new, so sorry it has taken me a little while. Luckily, my trusty crew down in FOO alerted me via the new "woohoo bat signal".



WELCOME zaginhiding! Allow myself to introduce....myself...

I am woohoo, aka WooPoemBoyHoo



I'm pretty much the coolest guy on the board when it comes to writing poems and other forms of incoherant literature. As a matter of fact, I have been posting in a zags forum for about 4 years now, and I am the agreed upon best poem guy the board has ever seen. I actually helped write most of the songs performed by the group Milli Vanilli. I once constructed a word tower out of paper mache, all the words in the tower rhymed. Children from all nations came to my hometown in Missouri to climb the word tower. It was even given a special blessing by MC Hammer. After I decided to close the tower exhibit, I crumpled the tower to pieces, and took all of the words and wrote a song out of it. The Word Tower was one of the most famous paper mache towers ever constructed, it was what legends are made of. Matter of fact, the song that I wrote from the crumpled tower is one of the most famous songs.....EVER. Especially on this board. I sold the song to a red headed guy named Rick. Anyways, I have even written special poems for posters on this board. For instance, one of my best poems was written for a poster named Lothar. I was proud of that one, I was able to rhyme the word "body-cavity" with "banana". *Sigh*....what a great poem... Then there was the poem I wrote for Bobzag...although...it wasn't very popular because the rhymes weren't very creative...the best rhyme I could come up with for his poem was the word "Doom" rhyming with "Gloom"...but anyways, Welcome aboard zaginhiding. Nice to have you.

former1dog
11-28-2007, 01:05 PM
Ditto to that welcome. :D

ZagNative
11-28-2007, 01:15 PM
WELCOME zaginhiding! Allow myself to introduce....myself...

I am woohoo, aka WooPoemBoyHoo
...

I'm pretty much the coolest guy on the board when it comes to writing poems and other forms of incoherant literature.
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif

All I can say is, if Woohoo is not a GU grad, it's a crying shame.

former1dog
11-28-2007, 01:21 PM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif

All I can say is, if Woohoo is not a GU grad, it's a crying shame.

There's a grass roots movement to try and make that a reality! :D

http://www.guboards.com/showthread.php?t=6911

ZagNative
11-28-2007, 01:29 PM
There's a grass roots movement to try and make that a reality! :D

http://www.guboards.com/showthread.php?t=6911

I swear I had not seen that. All I can say is that if Woohoo doesn't wind up with some Zags academic credentials pretty darned soon, it's an outrage.

http://www.wendyswizardofoz.com/5ozpeop1.jpg

gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 01:38 PM
I swear I had not seen that. All I can say is that if Woohoo doesn't wind up with some Zags academic credentials pretty darned soon, it's an outrage.

http://www.wendyswizardofoz.com/5ozpeop1.jpg

Woohoo! Thanks ZN!

lothar98zag
11-28-2007, 01:53 PM
I swear I had not seen that. All I can say is that if Woohoo doesn't wind up with some Zags academic credentials pretty darned soon, it's an outrage.

http://www.wendyswizardofoz.com/5ozpeop1.jpg
So ZN, are you saying that woohoo has no heart, no brains, no courage, or all of the above?

gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 02:01 PM
So ZN, are you saying that woohoo has no heart, no brains, no courage, or all of the above?


No clocking abilities?

UberZagFan
11-28-2007, 02:04 PM
Someone should really take all of woohoo's welcome posts and paste them in a single thread and send it to the HOF.

ZagNative
11-28-2007, 02:09 PM
So ZN, are you saying that woohoo has no heart, no brains, no courage, or all of the above?

Well, I must admit that the fact that Woohoo's brain apparently is incapable of processing time-sensitive issues did color my initial impressions of his relative genius or lack thereof. However, his WooHoo welcomes have clearly marked those deficiencies as mere endearing abberations in an otherwise exceptional mind. I mean, is it not true that even Einstein was known to ask. "And what time would that be in Munich?" I believe that is why he invented the concept of time travel, so he'd have a second shot at missed appointments.

WooHoo's alter-ego:

http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/PICKOVER/einstein-clock.jpg

sonuvazag
11-28-2007, 02:12 PM
Someone should really take all of woohoo's welcome posts and paste them in a single thread and send it to the HOF.
Too bad none of the foo have time for repetitive posting activities like that.

Rubbadub
11-28-2007, 02:20 PM
...Much, much too busy for that.

Now back to the Gorgeous Female Countdown.

gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 02:23 PM
zaginhiding...must be hiding...where are you my newfound posting friend?

ZagNative
11-28-2007, 02:41 PM
I just thought I'd point out that we've been misspelling our new poster's name in this thread. Zaginhiding has his own mental limitations, having registered as "zaginhidding." He blames the spelling error on his child!!! Not only is he obviously poorly educated but he also has so little character that he blames his shortcomings on a mere child. Ah, yes. I think he's going to fit in here quite nicely...

Is it too soon to jump on board the Ridicule-Zaginhidding train now that he's been officially welcomed by the Hoo?

sonuvazag
11-28-2007, 02:43 PM
Currently renaming him/herself: Zagishidden

RenoZag
11-28-2007, 02:48 PM
Someone should really take all of woohoo's welcome posts and paste them in a single thread and send it to the HOF.

If they are all joined together it would be a SUPERWooHoo Greeting String !!

Yeah, that's the ticket. . .

ZagNative
11-28-2007, 02:48 PM
Currently renaming him/herself: Zagishidden

I hope he doesn't think that's going to entitle him to another welcome from Woohoo, with the marching band and the whole shooting match. Low-life would probaly put his initial WooHoo welcome on e-bay and sell it for a million bucks...

former1dog
11-28-2007, 02:50 PM
Is it too soon to jump on board the Ridicule-Zaginhidding train now that he's been officially welcomed by the Hoo?

I think that ship has sailed. ;)

BTW - Rather ironic that Woo Hoo can't find zaginhidding, isn't it.

gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 03:16 PM
I hope he doesn't think that's going to entitle him to another welcome from Woohoo, with the marching band and the whole shooting match. Low-life would probaly put his initial WooHoo welcome on e-bay and sell it for a million bucks...

AWESOMEST IDEA EVER...

Be right back...

gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 03:18 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Personal-Welcome-Greetings-by-WooHoo-GONZAGA_W0QQitemZ130178971556QQihZ003QQcategoryZ25 550QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

former1dog
11-28-2007, 03:25 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

RenoZag
11-28-2007, 03:25 PM
:000tens:

Just went to the e-bay listing linked above. . .hence the ratings given in this post.

Don't know how many will take you up on the "value added" video extra. . .;)

gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 03:27 PM
Don't know how many will take you up on the "value added" video extra. . .;)

Really?? I thought that was the automatic selling point?? :p

ZagNative
11-28-2007, 03:44 PM
AWESOMEST IDEA EVER...

Be right back...

I'm crying here, I'm laughing so hard.

Zaginhidding
11-28-2007, 03:59 PM
WOW, I never expected the great WooHoo to give such a heart felt welcome. Thanks for the kind, although somewhat ridiculed reception from everyone.

What a great feeling I have right now. Kinda like the feeling when your hug your grandma. You love her, but deep down you just want it to stop.:)

OK, so the name thing is indeed the doing of my son. He decided to make screen name for himself, but he is already banned for the spelling error. Plus the fact that he is 9.

Thanks again guys!

ZagNative
11-28-2007, 04:05 PM
What a great feeling I have right now. Kinda like the feeling when your hug your grandma. You love her, but deep down you just want it to stop.:)


Oh! You are indeed the worthy one! The Zags board reels in yet another underrated recruit! The future is very bright! Reborn is right! The best is yet to come!

a13coach
11-28-2007, 04:07 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Personal-Welcome-Greetings-by-WooHoo-GONZAGA_W0QQitemZ130178971556QQihZ003QQcategoryZ25 550QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Awesome. I just had to place a bid. Wish me luck. :lmao:

gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 04:27 PM
Awesome. I just had to place a bid. Wish me luck. :lmao:

Woohoo! If I make enough profit on this (.20), I just may sell more later!!! :-)


Oh, and zaginhidding, I'm glad you feel welcome, and personally, I think your misspelled name makes it that much more awesome. I would be careful though, you shouldn't misspell stuff often or people yell at you. Luckily, the one word I misspelled today is the first thing ever that I have misspelled on the board.

Welcome again my new freind! :D

Zaginhidding
11-28-2007, 04:33 PM
Woohoo! If I make enough profit on this (.20), I just may sell more later!!! :-)


Oh, and zaginhidding, I'm glad you feel welcome, and personally, I think your misspelled name makes it that much more awesome. I would be careful though, you shouldn't misspell stuff often or people yell at you. Luckily, the one word I misspelled today is the first thing ever that I have misspelled on the board.

Welcome again my new freind! :D


Weel in that case, Let me try a post wihtout speel check.

:p

gozagswoohoo
11-28-2007, 04:56 PM
You guys should help me advertise my auction. If there is some way of getting it out into the mainstream media, maybe I can sell my greetings and Rick Rolls to enough people and make some money to donate to a nice charity...