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thespywhozaggedme
03-19-2016, 10:18 PM
A different thread gave me this idea and I just thought of one:

Domas doesn't get the flu, the flu gets Domas.

CdAZagFan
03-19-2016, 10:43 PM
There is truly only six degrees of separation...

beaverzag
03-19-2016, 11:05 PM
Superman wears Domas pajamas

ZagnetitForce
03-19-2016, 11:09 PM
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Domas stories.

Outraged
03-19-2016, 11:24 PM
He is the most interesting man in the world.

MEZAG
03-19-2016, 11:31 PM
When Domas goes swimming he doesn't get wet, water gets Domas.

CarolinaZagFan
03-20-2016, 07:06 AM
I've heard that Domas' favorite vegetable is cactus.

Jstock12
03-20-2016, 07:11 AM
NBA doesn't draft Domas, Domas drafts NBA. http://i.imgur.com/JMyT2K7.png

MTZag03
03-20-2016, 08:21 AM
Domas can make a snowman out of rain.

thespywhozaggedme
03-20-2016, 10:28 AM
When Domas sneezes people don't say "bless you" they say "thank you" because he blessed them by sneezing in their presence.

thespywhozaggedme
03-20-2016, 10:37 AM
Before monsters go to sleep they check for Domas under their bed.

thespywhozaggedme
03-20-2016, 10:43 AM
Domas never moves a single inch while playing a game of dodgeball; the balls avoid him out of respect.

Ezag
03-20-2016, 11:11 AM
Domas doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is!

Ezag
03-20-2016, 11:12 AM
Domas can lead a horse to water AND make him drink!

Martin Centre Mad Man
03-20-2016, 12:25 PM
When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Domas.

zagsfanforlife
03-20-2016, 12:42 PM
Is it safe to say that this will be Domas' last year in GU's uniform? What a pleasure to watch he is.

MTZag03
03-20-2016, 01:45 PM
Domas doesn't sleep. He waits.

Zagdawg
03-20-2016, 05:21 PM
Domas and Superman once played a game of basketball against each other............loser had to wear only his underwear out in public.

Zagdawg
03-20-2016, 05:23 PM
Domas is the reason that Waldo is hiding.

Zagdawg
03-20-2016, 05:25 PM
Death once had a near-Domas experience.

TexasZagFan
03-20-2016, 05:28 PM
Sun Tzu wrote the Art of War with Domas in mind.

Vanzagger
03-20-2016, 11:31 PM
Domas already got to beat Mr. Poeltl...Domo