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JasperZag
03-11-2014, 08:23 AM
Killing the hours until gametime...

Please let us join the W-C-C
They asked upon bended knee
Another shellackin’
Might send the Cougs packin’
Who’d have thought, conference titles, 0 for three

maineblackbear
03-11-2014, 08:47 AM
There once was a Cougar from Nantucket . . .



naaahhh, its a family board.

How about this?

The representative best of the LDS
tried over and over to best us
But when its all ovo
they will head back to Provo
to start their offseason siestas.

Not as much fun as the Cougar from Nantucket was having......

MTZag03
03-11-2014, 08:51 AM
Playing in high school gyms
Hasn't got BYU wins
Few runs great sets
GU cuts down nets
cougars' search for a new conference begins.

zagfan24
03-11-2014, 09:27 AM
Carlino, Sharp, Mika, and Haws
Can give GU fans a reason to pause
But worry not says this Zag
The title game is in the bag
Just more cougars crushed in Bulldog jaws

zagfan24
03-11-2014, 09:30 AM
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wnczagfan
03-11-2014, 10:04 AM
There once was a team from Utah,
Who played a team called Gonzawga
They booed and they whined,
But the refs towed the line,
And the Zags sent them packing in short ordah.



/not so good at this

wnczagfan
03-11-2014, 10:16 AM
There once was a Cougar from Nantucket . . .



naaahhh, its a family board....

There once was a cougar from Utah,
Who became known for the following mantra:
"BYU's hair is to blame,
That it's Zags men I crave"
Then she packed up and moved to Gonzaga

wnczagfan
03-11-2014, 10:22 AM
its a family board

A dysfunctional family, but a family nonetheless! :)

FieldHouseFishHouse
03-11-2014, 10:41 AM
Let the Conference Title Game commence.
Yada
Yada
Something
Tyler Hawes has but three grandparents.

NumberCruncher
03-11-2014, 11:47 AM
There once was this team, BYU
Their crowd could do nothing but boo
The floor needed mopping
From continuous flopping
As title hopes went down the loo

JasperZag
03-11-2014, 12:18 PM
Still killing time...

Lloyd flew to Europe Lufthansa
On an overseas recruiting bonanza
Ran into cougs on a mission
Who for info were fishin’
Is our team more like Kramer or Costanza?

Agreed, it doesn't make much sense--but oh what rhymes.

wnczagfan
03-11-2014, 01:13 PM
There once was this team, BYU
Their crowd could do nothing but boo
The floor needed mopping
From continuous flopping
As title hopes went down the loo

Nice!