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Zags11
02-28-2014, 06:43 PM
1. Samhan showed up and ate the pre game meals thinking it was a buffet and starved the gaels.
2. Cuz Dower said so!
3. It is written we will beat the gaels through hail or windy sails.

Zags11
02-28-2014, 06:48 PM
Please add on to my terrible 3.

wnczagfan
02-28-2014, 07:01 PM
Please add on to my terrible 3.

4) because "Barnum" is on a hot streak

NumberCruncher
02-28-2014, 07:02 PM
Ok, I'll play.

4. Zag bigs defang Waldow.

SWZag
02-28-2014, 07:05 PM
5) Polish accents are better than Australian...

ZagaZags
02-28-2014, 07:08 PM
6) God is a Zag.

wnczagfan
02-28-2014, 07:09 PM
6). Canadian accents are better than Australian

wnczagfan
02-28-2014, 07:10 PM
This numbering scheme won't work if you all keep posting while I am Haha

wnczagfan
02-28-2014, 07:13 PM
7). Gon-zaw-ga > Moraga

Oregonzagnut
02-28-2014, 07:22 PM
#1 reason: We are just plain better than they are!!

Zags11
02-28-2014, 07:31 PM
#8 We have gus johnson on our side.

Nevada Don
02-28-2014, 07:36 PM
NOT!!!
However, Polish hot dogs are less likely to fall through the grill as compared to Aussie shrimps on the barbie. And I have no idea what any of this means.

coolhandzag
02-28-2014, 07:37 PM
Please add on to my terrible 3.

Zags don't dry hump opponents over a Soft and Easy mid court decal.

DixieZag
02-28-2014, 09:13 PM
1.
Last time SMC played the Zags, Bennett listened to the game at the local IHOP. When the ball goes up, he'll remember that IHOP and his mouth will start watering for a Denver omelet and a side of strawberry pancakes. Knowing SMC will likely get pancaked anyway, he tries to hustles the game along, promising his seniors a trip to the IHOP, telling his players he wants a shot up before 5 seconds tick off the shot clock. Sprints through handshake without looking at anyone - wait, he does that anyway.

2. We're better.

3. They're worse.

Zags11
02-28-2014, 09:20 PM
We will ruin sr night. The hooooooorror.

Reborn
03-01-2014, 07:15 AM
Kevin's toe is much better.