View Full Version : Kelly Olynyk's BEFORE and AFTER- Amazing (with pictures)

01-09-2013, 11:17 AM
I know there was a pretty awesome article out recently on Kelly Olynyk's post-redshirt transformation. That was great, but, I lose my focus very quickly while reading long articles. I seem to do much much better when there are pictures involved. So, here are a couple of Kelly's RIDICULOUS before and after's.


For gosh sakes, he looks like a CHILD in the before pictures!! Now he is a MANLY BEAST.

Also, let's look at some of his BEFORE stats (Freshman/soph season stats):

--------------------PPG FG% FT% RPG
Freshman season 3.8 50 59.6 2.7

Sophomore season 5.8 57.4 61.8 3.8

JUNIOR SEASON 17.1 67.5 81.4 6.6

That is INCREDIBLE. And those stats will only rise during conference play. I think he could start a new trend of players RS'ing mid-career. I mean, good grief, look what this has done for him!!!! WOW.

And another BEFORE/AFTER pic from Vegas his sophomore season (with the ever-so-gorgeous Mrs Woohoo, I might add):


Another notable BEFORE/AFTER's that one might encounter in this life:

How about Samhan before graduation, after graduation:


01-09-2013, 11:17 AM
Francis the Goat BEFORE and AFTER going into a Jessica Alba art gallery:


GU Forums BEFORE and AFTER a win/loss:


And a few BEFORE/AFTER disclaimers:

Here is my man room BEFORE children, and AFTER children:


01-09-2013, 11:18 AM
And here is Woohoo BEFORE alcohol, and AFTER alcohol:

Sure sure, that blue drink looks delicious right? Oh fun fun, what a nice fun night, and then BAM! I'm wearing a bra and purse and am now banned from getting within 100 feet of the school playground.

BUT, some life transformations are actually pretty nice!!

For instance, my son BEFORE I transformed him into a zaglet (notice how small and puny he looks), and AFTER (now notice how confident and cool he looks):


And how about me BEFORE Gonzaga entered my life (notice how bored and lonely I am, and some chump hitting on my future wife while I sit back and watch), and then AFTER (I got the girl, I got the boys, and life is GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!):


But anyways, here is to hoping Kelly's AFTER keeps getting BETTER AND BETTER!!


01-09-2013, 11:22 AM
Do we have a post HOF? Because this belongs there.

01-09-2013, 11:25 AM
Woohoo! So glad you introduced yourself. It's been a pleasure to kinow you!

01-09-2013, 11:28 AM
This is the best thread on this board

01-09-2013, 11:31 AM
One word....."Awesome"

01-09-2013, 11:32 AM
Hall of fame!!!!

01-09-2013, 11:59 AM
First, the KO transformation is hugely more apparent put your way (but when you have to stop to pick up your hair band during play its time for a haircut).

Second, even tho Ms. Going to be Woohoo (or was this after she committed to destroying your manroom?) was being hit on by another guy she is looking at you so have to give her credit for that.

Third, the Zaglet is developing into a serious looking threat as a ballplayer.

And last....you might want to stick to the coolaid cause the alcohol appears to have negative effects.

Great Post! Go Zags!

01-09-2013, 12:27 PM
Sorry to digress but,No Haircut !
Other than that I agree concerning the quality of this post. If there is no HOF then we should ask the nice Mods to install one for us !

01-09-2013, 12:30 PM
I like this board because I don't need to know every darn zag fan out there -- because some of them are a bit too much...

But DAMN WooHoo cracks me up. Best post ever. If I ever see ya, beers on me buddy.


01-09-2013, 12:33 PM
I hope Kelly sees this.

Post of the Season for sure.

01-09-2013, 12:37 PM
amen to that! HOF post.

I hope Kelly sees this.

Post of the Season for sure.

john montana
01-09-2013, 12:39 PM
Nice. I can relate.

01-09-2013, 12:54 PM
Speaking of Samhan, I think he officially plays for the team with the greatest name in sports history: Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_%27N_Text_Tropang_Texters (I should say 'played', I'm not sure if he's currently on the roster)

01-09-2013, 01:08 PM
Woo Hoo, you are a funny man! Great pictures! Thanks for sharing!

01-09-2013, 01:28 PM
Great stuff Woo Hoo, I laughed (FTG and Ham Sammich) and I cried (after marriage and losing the man cave). I was in awe of your sons transformation from clearly apprehensive to confident baller, but as for your drag queen nights I can only assume that was before Gonzaga.

01-09-2013, 01:44 PM
Chunk to Chisel.

01-09-2013, 01:45 PM
has Brent Musburger met your wife?

01-09-2013, 07:22 PM
Great post WooHoo. Nice laugh after a long day.

01-09-2013, 09:46 PM
It's been said, but it's worth saying again... This is the best thread in the history of thread, yarn, cotton, woolen sweaters or anything else related to threads.

01-10-2013, 06:15 AM
Great post Woohoo. And I feel your pain with the man room transformation post-children haha

01-10-2013, 07:44 AM
HA HA! Glad you guys all got a good laugh out of it! I was giggling like a little school girl as I was drawing/making half of it. I think the part that was most funny about it all, is that it's mostly all SO true! haha



01-10-2013, 09:14 AM
This is money. Loved it.

01-10-2013, 09:32 AM
Still laughing -- great post.
Loved Francis and Jessica Alba B & A

Great Work -- keep us smiling

Go Zags -- Beat the Snot out of SMC!!!

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02-06-2013, 11:34 PM
Or Conan the Barbarian...

02-07-2013, 08:27 AM
Your sure make it difficult for us NZA's to get acknowledgement that we exist and are supporters becoming ZNH's.
That is:
Non-Zag-Alums but becoming Zag-Nut-Homies. You are a superstar of NZA's for sure!!

02-07-2013, 09:39 AM
WooHoo you clearly have too much time on your hands, but at least you put it to good use...

HA HA! Thanks for the laughs...

Agreed... GREAT POST!