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AzZag
12-06-2012, 09:59 PM
He will stomp around all over the court like a leprechaun with his beard on fire.
Granted, he is doing wonders for the program, but his antics will make you love Coach Few's demeanor even more.
I've seen him at Ohio and at Thrill-inois and he basically becomes a 6th defender on the court.

Griffey, Paul and DJ Richardson can hit the three. We have to guard that at all times. Especially Griffey...he could be the thorn in our side.
They are weak in the post and strong on the perimeter.
Put Hart Attack on Griffey and GBJ on Paul and we should pull out a dub ya.

Zag@LMU
12-06-2012, 10:33 PM
Maybe playing in the kennel will get him to slip up and get a T. Wouldn't be the first crowd induced technical in K2.

sheps001
12-07-2012, 02:12 AM
AzZag. Like your analysis.

ZagMan in Philly
12-07-2012, 04:03 AM
Zags will expose the Illini. If we do to them what we did to WVU, their coach will explode on court litterally :explode:

rennis
12-07-2012, 07:13 AM
#SitDownCoach

LongIslandZagFan
12-07-2012, 07:41 AM
Bone spent an awfully long time on the court during Wednesdays game. Saw one rf get on him about it too... Didn't change things though. Kenny boy still wanted to play along side his payers.

BeamerZag
12-07-2012, 07:55 AM
Would love it if one of our guards pulled the ole 'bump into the coach on accident' when he steps past the sideline.

Zag4Hire
12-07-2012, 08:16 AM
Action Shots of Mr. Groce:


Checking in to play the off-guard:

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/633/291/141561975_crop_exact.jpg?w=650&h=440&q=75

"I said black erasable pen. BLACK ERASABLE PEN!"

http://www.trbimg.com/img-4f73bcdc/turbine/ct-spt-0329-illinois-basketball--20120329-001/600

"All I am hearing out of you is lalalalala."

http://dy.snimg.com/story-image/4/67/1929785/85831-650-366.jpg

Being warned. Exhibit A.

http://static.illinihq.com/sites/all/files/imagecache/photogallery_full/images/2012/11/21/Illinois_in_Maui_1.jpg

RenoZag
12-07-2012, 08:23 AM
Why do I keep thinking of Lex Luthor ?

tobizag
12-07-2012, 08:31 AM
this kind of behavior drives me nuts. when i see bone or any other coach step on the court, i lose my mind.


i think the ncaa should install and electric fence, and strap coaches with shock collars. if they'd done this 7 years ago, bruce pearl would have died on the court

Ebay
12-07-2012, 12:20 PM
this kind of behavior drives me nuts. when i see bone or any other coach step on the court, i lose my mind.


i think the ncaa should install and electric fence, and strap coaches with shock collars. if they'd done this 7 years ago, bruce pearl would have died on the court

:clap:

DixieZag
12-07-2012, 12:26 PM
shock collars, heh

Visions of Kerry Keating grabbing at his tie

jbslicer
12-07-2012, 12:44 PM
How about visions of Kerry Keating grabbing his crotch? At the 2011 WCC Tourney, one of his players gave up the baseline for an easy put back. Coach KK then reminded his player to "sack up."

HeyGuys
12-07-2012, 12:54 PM
Hey Guys,

I can see why you wouldn't like Groce....but a great guy all around...

and after years of a motionless (that's ironic) Bruce Weber on the sidelines...and getting put to sleep by him in press conferences... we love the high energy, craziness of JG

rennis
12-07-2012, 12:58 PM
I always liked Weber, and thought he did an amazing job coaching the Illini in some of those great years, but he was definitely a tad dull on television.

JPtheBeasta
12-07-2012, 01:27 PM
Hey Guys,

I can see why you wouldn't like Groce....but a great guy all around...

and after years of a motionless (that's ironic) Bruce Weber on the sidelines...and getting put to sleep by him in press conferences... we love the high energy, craziness of JG

Thanks for the heads up. On court personas are often a lot different than the real person. We have at least one in the WCC that is joker on and off the court (with a strong maybe on the other one I have in mind). Zags fans generally have a lot of respect for Illinois and look forward to a great game every time we face off. I thought there might be a drop off with the new coach but you guys are rolling, which is a testament to the players and the coach. Good luck and may the best team (ie the Zags) win :]

omahazag
12-08-2012, 09:01 PM
He will stomp around all over the court like a leprechaun with his beard on fire.
Granted, he is doing wonders for the program, but his antics will make you love Coach Few's demeanor even more.
I've seen him at Ohio and at Thrill-inois and he basically becomes a 6th defender on the court.

Griffey, Paul and DJ Richardson can hit the three. We have to guard that at all times. Especially Griffey...he could be the thorn in our side.
They are weak in the post and strong on the perimeter.
Put Hart Attack on Griffey and GBJ on Paul and we should pull out a dub ya.

U called it. Piece of work that coach.

Zag@LMU
12-08-2012, 09:01 PM
Hate the Big 10 officials even more