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Zag 77
04-19-2012, 09:22 PM
A study proves it:



Soccer fans get as excited watching a big game as they do during a night of passionate love-making, European researchers claimed.

Scientists from the Netherlands and Spain studied the hormone levels of Spanish fans during a match and found that levels of the sex hormone testosterone soared in male and female soccer fans regardless of their team's success.



http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/europe/story/Study-says-soccer-is-like-sex-for-fans-041812


Is that a soccer game you are watching honey, or are you just glad to see me?

st. al
04-19-2012, 09:48 PM
Well I did feel the entire stadium shake from up by the roof during the USOC final last year (never felt that in another game). So sure, I'll buy it.

gu03alum
04-20-2012, 01:56 AM
It's like sex because it takes a lot of effort to score and many times your hard work gets stopped by a goalie.

Zag 77
04-20-2012, 12:14 PM
Sometimes it goes into overtime.

BobZag
04-20-2012, 01:55 PM
Extra minutes. And gets kinky with penalty kicks. ;)

treehorn
04-20-2012, 04:06 PM
A study proves it:

But what about the "no hands" thing?

One of Don DeLillo's characters in his short story “Hammer and Sickle” considers this aspect of the game in his cell in a low-security prison:


I thought about soccer in history, the inspiration for wars, truces, rampaging mobs. The game was a global passion, spherical ball, grass or turf, entire nations in spasms of elation or lament. But what kind of sport is it that disallows the use of players’ hands, except for the goalkeepers’? Hands are essential human tools, the things that grasp and hold, that make, take, carry, create. If soccer were an American invention, wouldn’t some European intellectual maintain that our historically puritanical nature has compelled us to invent a game structured on antimasturbatory principles?

This is one of the things I think about that I never had to think about before.

RenoZag
04-20-2012, 08:30 PM
Takes balls to do either one

asoc
04-20-2012, 10:06 PM
Well I did feel the entire stadium shake from up by the roof during the USOC final last year (never felt that in another game). So sure, I'll buy it.
So what you are saying is this should be banned from youtube because it should be considered porn?

the goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZaKrYTEONY
Captures the emotion from that moment quite well.

Zag 77
04-21-2012, 08:09 PM
But what about the "no hands" thing?


uh, use your imagination....

Angelo Roncalli
04-22-2012, 08:28 AM
Soccer is like middle-aged sex: not enough scoring.

Bocco
04-22-2012, 09:41 AM
Takes balls to do either one

i do think it is possible to have sex without balls ......

xjzico
04-24-2012, 07:55 AM
Soccer is like middle-aged sex: not enough scoring.

Now don't project.