View Full Version : New Names for Shaq

06-03-2011, 08:32 AM
Social Shaq-urity

The Big Shuffleboard

The big 401k

06-03-2011, 10:20 AM
Social Shaq-urity is good but I like this one from a basketball blog I read:

The Big Geritol

06-03-2011, 10:25 AM
In his news conference he said henceforth he will be known as "The Big AARP"

The Association for the Advancement of Retired People...Gotta Love Shaq!

06-03-2011, 11:01 AM
Social Shaq-urity

The Big Shuffleboard

The big 401k

Shaq's closer to a 601k.

Zag 77
06-03-2011, 12:33 PM
Fatty, Fatty, two by four, couldn't get through the kitchen door.

Bowls people over because the NBA does not call charging or travelling, and can't hit a free throw to save his life.

06-03-2011, 05:08 PM
Shaq was/is a very endearing dude. It's worth watching his retirement presser.

06-03-2011, 07:11 PM
I'm sure this will be moved, so I'll put my two cents in NOW!
Zag 77 summed it up and made me laugh. Thanx.
I think his name will be Shaq-Zag and he will spend the rest of his days lurking and posting on this board.

06-03-2011, 09:44 PM
One of the most dominant players of all time. Had he taken better care of his body, he'd still be playing at a high level into his early 40s.

06-04-2011, 10:29 AM
I think part of Shaq's charm is that the everyday guy in the stands tended to relate to him more than some of the other NBA stars. Despite his obvious talent and winning ways, the guy had visible faults to his game and his physique that could drive a fan nuts but also make that same fan smile. It's hard to describe.