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former1dog
06-25-2007, 08:50 AM
.... The text of an actual email submitted to our company, which is travel related.


COMMENT: To whom it may concern; My name is Amanda ***** and I am planning road trip across the US but have experienced the unfortunate situation of having no money to do this. This is going to be called the Promo of America tour, however it is lacking funding. I will need the following items listed below aside from your support. 1. An automobile (prefibly big enough to sleep in). 2. Gift cards to various grocery stores and hotels throughout the country. 3. Gas gift cards. 4. Insurance. 5. And a King James Bible on CD. 6. I also need list of certain places of interest and important historical sites and any info on them. Sincerely, Amanda *****

I took out the last name, but other than that, this is the actual text. Thought you all might get a giggle out of it like we did.

lothar98zag
06-25-2007, 12:32 PM
f1d certainly hasn't mastered the art of "5 staring" your own thread...

former1dog
06-25-2007, 01:25 PM
f1d certainly hasn't mastered the art of "5 staring" your own thread...


I try to 5 star every other thread, but for some reason I feel like a cheater 5 starring my own. Even though this is the Foo.

lothar98zag
06-25-2007, 01:28 PM
I try to 5 star every other thread, but for some reason I feel like a cheater 5 starring my own. Even though this is the Foo.
Another sign that you are slipping.

and yet lothar is still surprised that you will soon have the 4th most posts on this board...

Lothar thought the top 3 would be set in stone...

former1dog
06-25-2007, 01:32 PM
Another sign that you are slipping.

and yet lothar is still surprised that you will soon have the 4th most posts on this board...

Lothar thought the top 3 would be set in stone...

Well, the problem is I don't post pad.

And, I was not even close to top 3 on the old scout board, so it shouldn't be surprising that I won't be top 3 here ad infinitum (did I use that properly?)

lothar98zag
06-25-2007, 01:34 PM
Well, the problem is I don't post pad.
:lmao:

a13coach
06-25-2007, 01:38 PM
Well, the problem is I don't post pad.




Wait where am I? I thought I was in the FOO. What?
:lmao::lmao:

former1dog
06-25-2007, 01:41 PM
Wait where am I? I thought I was in the FOO. What?
:lmao::lmao:


I have NEVER post padded in my life. Every post has a distinct and important purpose and meaning.

I say this with not even a hint of sarcasm, irony or humor.

a13coach
06-25-2007, 01:46 PM
I have NEVER post padded in my life. Every post has a distinct and important purpose and meaning.

I say this with not even a hint of sarcasm, irony or humor.

Exceptions being posts on the OCC? :D

former1dog
06-25-2007, 01:47 PM
Exceptions being posts on the OCC? :D

No exceptions. Please present evidence of my post padding and I'll refute your claim with vigor.

UberZagFan
06-25-2007, 01:49 PM
:lmao:

Uber's sentiments exactly. This from the one who created the racing stick figures.

p.s. F1D: Hey, if your company can provide that for a vacation, where should Uber & fam call?

Akzag
06-25-2007, 01:50 PM
another request ...

Akzag is taking Tuesday off, but payday isn't until Friday. To ensure that Akzag will indeed take the day off, he kindly requests;

2 6-packs of high quality craft beer
1 pair of movie passes
1 pair of tickets to the local baseball park
say, $30 for concessions at the theatre and park
an additional $30 for cab fare

Additionally, while absent from his home, Akzag will need maid service as the clothes, dishes, and the home as a whole need to be cleaned.

Also, someone needs to pick up some groceries and have a full meal ready for Akzag at his convenience.

That is all ...

former1dog
06-25-2007, 01:54 PM
Uber's sentiments exactly. This from the one who created the racing stick figures.

p.s. F1D: Hey, if your company can provide that for a vacation, where should Uber & fam call?


1-800-968-7825

(alphabetic interpretation required.... :D )

lothar98zag
06-25-2007, 01:56 PM
No exceptions. Please present evidence of my post padding and I'll refute your claim with vigor.
example #1:


I have NEVER post padded in my life. Every post has a distinct and important purpose and meaning.

I say this with not even a hint of sarcasm, irony or humor.

case closed.

a13coach
06-25-2007, 01:57 PM
No exceptions. Please present evidence of my post padding and I'll refute your claim with vigor.

In the throes of FOOdenial...someone needs to get F1D help. :D
Don't fight the FOO. The FOO is a warm safe place to call home.
We are all FOO-aholics here. :p

former1dog
06-25-2007, 01:59 PM
In the throes of FOOdenial...someone needs to get F1D help. :D
Don't fight the FOO. The FOO is a warm safe place to call home.
We are all FOO-aholics here. :p


I'm allergic to warm safe places....

Lothar, I'm glad you're not a lawyer..... :p

lothar98zag
06-25-2007, 02:17 PM
Lothar, I'm glad you're not a lawyer..... :p
Lothar is too.

former1dog
06-25-2007, 02:19 PM
Lothar is too.


I wonder if that offends Uber?


Hmmmm, that gives me an idea...

lothar98zag
06-25-2007, 02:21 PM
I wonder if that offends Uber?


Hmmmm, that gives me an idea...
Lothar doesn't think much offends Uber.



or should that read:

Lothar doesn't think much; offends Uber.

lothar98zag
01-22-2008, 03:57 PM
Well, the problem is I don't post pad.



:horse:

Rubbadub
01-22-2008, 06:51 PM
ooh, another thread for Rub to respond to

gozagswoohoo
01-22-2008, 07:45 PM
So what kind of car will you be providing her with former?

Bocco
01-22-2008, 09:42 PM
this might do....
http://www.pedalcarsandretro.com/store/files/images/small/t_249_01.jpg (http://www.pedalcarsandretro.com/Red_65_Mustang-p-249.html#image)

JLGutrocks
01-23-2008, 11:59 AM
I like this thread

JLGutrocks
01-23-2008, 12:00 PM
I find myself not even wanting to open the mbb forum anymore.

JLGutrocks
01-23-2008, 12:01 PM
really depressing all of the know-it-all jerks, pessimists, and hypocrites.

gozagswoohoo
01-23-2008, 12:25 PM
DITTO JL....it is a sad feeling.

a13coach
01-23-2008, 01:09 PM
DITTO JL....it is a sad feeling.

The FOO FTW!!!

a13coach
01-23-2008, 01:40 PM
Did JL just post pad?

No no there is no post padding going on in the FOO. Why just ask F1D. :D

former1dog
01-23-2008, 01:50 PM
No no there is no post padding going on in the FOO. Why just ask F1D. :D

Oh, there's plenty of post padding in the Foo. Just not by me.

JLGutrocks
01-23-2008, 02:12 PM
Did JL just post pad?
I


.

JLGutrocks
01-23-2008, 02:13 PM
like

JLGutrocks
01-23-2008, 02:13 PM
post-

JLGutrocks
01-23-2008, 02:14 PM
padding. :)

lothar98zag
01-23-2008, 02:18 PM
Oh, there's plenty of post padding in the Foo. Just not by me.
:horse:

lothar98zag
01-23-2008, 02:20 PM
Oh, there's plenty of post padding in the Foo. Just not by me.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/54/denialariverinegypt230xjp6.jpg

RenoZag
01-23-2008, 07:23 PM
The wit! The repartee! The badinage!

They just don't pad threads like this anymore. . .sigh.

Rubbadub
01-23-2008, 08:37 PM
Rub doesn't like post padding either. :p