1. If a Field Goal in football is longer than 50 yards, it's worth 4 points.
2. If a par putt in golf is longer than 30 feet it converts to a birdie putt; if a birdie putt is longer than 30 feet it converts to an eagle putt; if a bogey putt is longer than 30 feet it converts to a par putt.
3. If a homerun in baseball is estimated with special high-tech flight projector to be over 475 feet long, it counts for two runs.
4. If a tennis player serves three straight serving aces, he is awarded two match points.
5. If a touchdown is a 70-yard or longer running play, it is worth 7 points. If a touchdown pass is longer than 80 yards, it is worth 7 points. If a kickoff is returned 95 yards or longer, it is worth 7 points.
6. If a soccer goal is kicked from 35 yards or longer away, it's worth 2 points.
How downright silly and gimmicky are the above? Oh wait, I thought of one more:
7. If a basketball player makes a basket from 20' 9" or longer, it's worth 3 points.
2. If a par putt in golf is longer than 30 feet it converts to a birdie putt; if a birdie putt is longer than 30 feet it converts to an eagle putt; if a bogey putt is longer than 30 feet it converts to a par putt.
3. If a homerun in baseball is estimated with special high-tech flight projector to be over 475 feet long, it counts for two runs.
4. If a tennis player serves three straight serving aces, he is awarded two match points.
5. If a touchdown is a 70-yard or longer running play, it is worth 7 points. If a touchdown pass is longer than 80 yards, it is worth 7 points. If a kickoff is returned 95 yards or longer, it is worth 7 points.
6. If a soccer goal is kicked from 35 yards or longer away, it's worth 2 points.
How downright silly and gimmicky are the above? Oh wait, I thought of one more:
7. If a basketball player makes a basket from 20' 9" or longer, it's worth 3 points.
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