At first, I thought Portlandia was comedic satire.
Now I realize it may actually be a documentary.
-Walking on campus, one's attention is immediately attracted by the sea of "Keep Portland Purple" signs. Is there some nefarious movement underway to change Portland to taupe? or fuchsia? or magenta?
-Sign in Portland student section: "Few can stop the Pilots." OK
-Very tribal hip hop song blared on the PA (I'll get to that) before Pilot introductions. It made me want to collect a group of my closest friends and go out and get matching piercings.
-The PA system. UP has a beautiful new scoreboard with video and other cool stuff. But the PA system sounds like it was scavenged from a '36 Willys sound truck:
-Halftime. Some of the usual activities...then the student section pours out of the stands and everyone dances...on the floor. Kind of reminded me of the dance scene in Caddyshack.
-The dancing kid. He hit the floor during one of the second half timeouts. More moves than a box of Ex-Lax. He (deservedly) received the biggest hand of the night.
-3 point give away. The Kennel has Wendy's, Chiles has Chipotle. 10 Pilot 3's gets you a certificate for chips and guacamole at Chipotle. I gave my certificate to Bowser. With two certificates in hand, he's prepared to take his wife out for their anniversary dinner.
Now I realize it may actually be a documentary.
-Walking on campus, one's attention is immediately attracted by the sea of "Keep Portland Purple" signs. Is there some nefarious movement underway to change Portland to taupe? or fuchsia? or magenta?
-Sign in Portland student section: "Few can stop the Pilots." OK
-Very tribal hip hop song blared on the PA (I'll get to that) before Pilot introductions. It made me want to collect a group of my closest friends and go out and get matching piercings.
-The PA system. UP has a beautiful new scoreboard with video and other cool stuff. But the PA system sounds like it was scavenged from a '36 Willys sound truck:
-Halftime. Some of the usual activities...then the student section pours out of the stands and everyone dances...on the floor. Kind of reminded me of the dance scene in Caddyshack.
-The dancing kid. He hit the floor during one of the second half timeouts. More moves than a box of Ex-Lax. He (deservedly) received the biggest hand of the night.
-3 point give away. The Kennel has Wendy's, Chiles has Chipotle. 10 Pilot 3's gets you a certificate for chips and guacamole at Chipotle. I gave my certificate to Bowser. With two certificates in hand, he's prepared to take his wife out for their anniversary dinner.
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