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former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:31 PM
.... I can't even pay attention.

94zagoldwomanasherdsmen
05-25-2007, 01:32 PM
The dude with the cardboard sign gave it to me.

lothar98zag
05-25-2007, 01:33 PM
:confused:
wrong forum?

94zagoldwomanasherdsmen
05-25-2007, 01:34 PM
Wrong forum? am i missing something?

sonuvazag
05-25-2007, 01:36 PM
Lothar is so poor, he can't afford foo

lothar98zag
05-25-2007, 01:38 PM
Wrong forum? am i missing something?
It sounds like he's badmouthing the poor about not being informed about what's going on in today's world...


If he was making a joke, well, it was poor...

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:46 PM
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:46 PM
Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:47 PM
Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:47 PM
Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

sonuvazag
05-25-2007, 01:48 PM
As that is true about my mamma I can only assume you intend a personal insult! Therefore I throw my glove at you, sir. Swords or pistols?

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:49 PM
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:52 PM
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:53 PM
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:54 PM
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:54 PM
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:55 PM
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

former1dog
05-25-2007, 01:55 PM
All in homage to my old buddies from the University of Alabama.

Roll tide!

former1dog
05-25-2007, 02:00 PM
It sounds like he's badmouthing the poor about not being informed about what's going on in today's world...


If he was making a joke, well, it was poor...

Relax. It was disambiguation.

:D

former1dog
05-25-2007, 02:01 PM
As that is true about my mamma I can only assume you intend a personal insult! Therefore I throw my glove at you, sir. Swords or pistols?


Sorry, I choose .....





































































RUN AWAY!!! :(

sonuvazag
05-25-2007, 02:03 PM
Wizard Sonuvazag gains five experience points and gets to roost loudly!:D

lothar98zag
05-25-2007, 03:18 PM
Wizard Sonuvazag gains five experience points and gets to roost loudly!:D
Don't forget to put on your cloak and wizard hat.

RenoZag
05-25-2007, 05:51 PM
I'm so poor I couldn't afford to move my clock back on Daylight Savings time

UberZagFan
05-31-2007, 01:28 PM
funny. if you ain't poor. or fat. or ugly. ;)

former1dog
05-31-2007, 01:31 PM
funny. if you ain't poor. or fat. or ugly. ;)

Uh, I think I qualify in each category on some relative level. I still think these are very funny.

UberZagFan
09-30-2007, 06:57 PM
Uh, I think I qualify in each category on some relative level. I still think these are very funny.

So you can relate? ;)

Rubbadub
02-28-2008, 10:49 AM
bad thread...

drnoe
02-28-2008, 10:56 AM
Your mama's so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

ZagPants
02-28-2008, 11:05 AM
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned off the heat"!

ZagPants
02-28-2008, 11:07 AM
Yo momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

HillBillyZag
02-28-2008, 12:52 PM
"If it cost a nickle to S^*#, I'd have to throw up!
And "Yo momma's so poor she cain't pay attention!