View Full Version : Who is our Captain Kirk?

11-03-2010, 12:06 PM
No matter how dire the situation was, no matter the odds against him, no matter the foe, no matter the unforeseen surprise...

Captain Kirk always found a way to set things right.

Whether it was Romulans, Klingons, diseases, superior beings, witchy women, mean machines, mad men, inept superior officers, silly diplomats, ship malfunctions, etc., Kirk found a way to save the day.

So, do we have our own version of Captain Kirk? And is our captain surrounded with a team up to the tough tasks, like Mr. Spock, Scotty, Bones, Sulu, Checkhov, Uhura?

BobZag out.

11-03-2010, 12:12 PM
Cpt. Kirk....Steven gray........Spock......Sacre....:-)

11-03-2010, 12:17 PM
It's fun to observe the ever-evolving mood on this board. The Zags go from being the best team to ever grace the hardwood and a lock for a national championship to a disorganized, leaderless, poor excuse for a basketball team that is doomed to a winless season, and everything in between. (not saying you're implying this Bob, just making a general observation) I don't think they'll go all the way but I think the season will be a successful one, with the potential for a deep run in the tourney, and a leader will inevitably emerge. No worries.

11-03-2010, 12:35 PM
Can.. Steven... Over...act?

11-03-2010, 12:45 PM
Believe it or not, I'd say Demetri Goodson is closest personality we have to Captain Kirk. He's the most fiery personality who, in the heat of battle when the other team tries to push the Zags around or intimidate, gets tougher and more determined.

If DG can enjoy a good start to the season and his confidence grows alongside the fans' support of him, he becomes our Captain Kirk

11-03-2010, 12:51 PM
I'm looking for Kevin Pangos or Gary Bell to fill that role. Not sure we have such a captain on this year's team, so it will have to be Captain Kirk by committee, which leaves me feeling a little apprehensive about our prospects. We may be a tad more vulvernable to kryptonite and molecular liquefaction.

11-03-2010, 12:54 PM
Few is Captain Kirk. He will be the one who is in charge this year. I think that you could see that with last years Kentucky team. No real leader but tons of talent. I think that Few is the one who will calm the ship or stir up the waters.

11-03-2010, 01:23 PM
Elias is Luke Skywalker

11-03-2010, 01:34 PM
Who is our Captain Kirk?

I believe you meant to ask, 'Who is our Captain Piccard?', as he was clearly the superior officer. Engage.

11-03-2010, 01:37 PM
i know who's riker... sonuvazag

11-03-2010, 01:44 PM
William Shatner is a Canadian who captained the USS Enterprise, so Iíll go with Rob. ;)

11-03-2010, 01:45 PM

11-03-2010, 01:51 PM
Volunteers to the right for filling the role of "teaching gorgeous alien females the meaning of the word 'kiss.'"

11-03-2010, 02:17 PM
But who will be Commander Deanna Troi?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6963/deannatroi.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/i/deannatroi.jpg/)

11-03-2010, 02:19 PM
Can.. Steven... Over...act?

Hi...larious! But CalZaggin' is correct, Captain Picard is clearly the superior officer. Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

Whoever your captain of choice is, that person for the Zags IMO will be one of three people: Meech, Steven, or Sacre. I'm hoping it's Meech, because that would mean he's doing his job well enough to be our vocal leader. Steven could do it, but it seems like he's happier focussing on his own duties. Sacre could definitely be the Captain, but being that guy sometimes gets you a technical foul, and we need him on the court as much as possible. My money says we will start the season with a Captain by committee, and one of these three will assume the role as the season progresses.

11-03-2010, 02:27 PM
Is this the same thing as a glue guy? :D

11-03-2010, 03:05 PM
I have found our "Kirk" he was right under our noses...(sniff...sniff)


Zagnut 2012

11-03-2010, 03:06 PM
Is this the same thing as a glue guy? :D

Pretty much

11-03-2010, 03:16 PM
Few is Captain Kirk. He will be the one who is in charge this year. I think that you could see that with last years Kentucky team. No real leader but tons of talent. I think that Few is the one who will calm the ship or stir up the waters.


And Picard superior to Kirk? No way!

11-03-2010, 06:25 PM
Here he is!!!!!!

Starting our fast break! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFidDhoSE_k)

11-03-2010, 06:35 PM
Where have all the cowboys gone? Where is our happy ending? Where is that fifth of scotch that I hid under the living room couch? So many questions, so little time.

http://s0.ilike.com/play#Paula+Cole:Where+Have+All+The+Cowboys+Gone%3F :15268:s7752.9528154.1451549.0.2.14%2Cstd_a7de2e1f 13844c2088060651ba7e711b

Go Bulldogs!

maynard g krebs
11-03-2010, 06:37 PM
What I want to know is, who is our Denny Crane? And our priceline negotiator.

11-03-2010, 06:59 PM
Not sure who will emerge as our Captain Kirk, but here's a little Shatner for your evening. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

11-03-2010, 07:10 PM
Who are the Borg ?

11-03-2010, 07:14 PM
Any Futurama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6NoxGzdvnk&feature=related) fans around here?

"I'm Slim Shady. Yeess... I'm the*real* Shady..."

11-03-2010, 07:53 PM
Maybe it will be Elias.

Just before E was booted against Wake Forest.......... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM&feature=related) That Goon really ticked him off!


11-03-2010, 08:04 PM
Maybe it will be Elias.

That was awful. I was kinda hoping to actually see the video of Elias getting ejected. Honestly, I enjoyed watching that ######bag hit the floor. :D

11-04-2010, 12:05 AM
Who is the Borg ?


11-04-2010, 05:48 AM
Elias Harris, without a doubt. He has fuego, and it's burning brightly. He had it last year but it was not his turn to lead. Last year's team was Matt's. Gray is Spock for sure....

11-04-2010, 09:21 AM

11-04-2010, 10:08 AM
But who will be Commander Deanna Troi?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6963/deannatroi.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/i/deannatroi.jpg/)

We'll need a good communications officer to, you know, communicate--


11-04-2010, 10:10 AM
Who are the Borg ?

An enemy race of aliens like the Romulans but way weirder. Waayyy weirder.

11-04-2010, 02:43 PM

Does she have any sisters ?

11-04-2010, 04:16 PM
Who are the Borg ?

Duke. You will be assimilated.

11-04-2010, 05:41 PM

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11-05-2010, 06:26 AM

Does she have any sisters ?

Body by Fisher!

11-05-2010, 01:50 PM

Does she have any sisters ?

Uh, obviously. They're staring right at ya!

11-05-2010, 08:37 PM
Being a serious Trek fan...I have no comment...but this

Minni-Me will see some serious minutes during his career at GU.

He may be 5'11" and 162. but he saw the angles and hit the hardwood when needed and I LOVED the way he went for that 3 after missing the first one!!! ZAG material in a genetic sort of way!!!

I bet Daddy is so proud of the mini-me!

OK so on to TREK (can't help it)...

The ship is rudderless at this point.

Kirk and Spock are on an away trip and the the crew can't lock on to their location to beam them up due Borg interference.

Yes, the crew is loaded with talent, they are after all members of the Federation...

It will take effort for the TEAM to gel behind and with the inevitable leaders...who may NOT be our obvious choices.

Is it Meech's speed and tenacity?

Steven's steady hand...

Sam or Elias' power...

Can Sacre spend enough time away from American Tattoo to grow into the leader position? (Yes, he still needs to grow...)

Kelly is obviously Dr McCoy...he fixes things and is the silent hero..too under-rated IMO.

Is Mangisto our Scotty when we need more power??

Looking forward to watching the new guys too...welcome new guys!!!

Too bad it has to be from the TV...at least I get to see the replays now...