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Angelo Roncalli
09-29-2010, 12:03 PM
come off the bench and perform emergency open heart surgery on a heart attack victim in the stands, using only a tongue depressor, a ball-peen hammer and Ginzu knife? I think she's up for it.

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/gonz/sports/genrel/auto_headshot/2187556.jpeg

primal23
09-29-2010, 12:05 PM
come off the bench and perform emergency open heart surgery on a heart attack victim in the stands, using only a tongue depressor, a ball-peen hammer and Ginzu knife? I think she's up for it.

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/gonz/sports/genrel/auto_headshot/2187556.jpegg

Macgyver BEWARE!

theman.themyth.thelegend
09-29-2010, 12:13 PM
Based on those who have seen her during Summer workouts, its a definite possibility. She appears taller, faster---dare I say, smarter---and is wrapping ankles & stretching calves faster than ever before. She has a leg up on any other potential heart surgeon in the building since she knows our system better than anyone else.

Heck, she has looked terrific working with the players during scrimmages and pick-up games, so I'd say the sky is the limit.

Its a tough call, but wouldn't rule her out for this type of emergencry procedure at all. Coach Few will probably make the final decision.

Pargo the Destroyer
09-29-2010, 02:54 PM
CAn Jennifer Nyland.........

Rub my back? in a word, yes

BobZag
09-29-2010, 03:04 PM
Well, Duh!!

Robzagnut
09-29-2010, 03:14 PM
If Mike Hart and David Stockton are the main backups at PG and SG this year, Jennifer Nyland will be performing more than one open heart surgery on heart attack victims during GU basketball games.

sittingon50
09-29-2010, 06:45 PM
:lmao:

Kiddwell
09-29-2010, 09:32 PM
Jennifer Nyland's medical savvy extends even to the Animal Kingdom. Once, for instance, she raised Kiddwell's faithful dog "Towzer" from the dead using nothing more than a high frequency whistle and a dog dish brimming with Kibbles 'n Bits.

<Really! The story was in the National Enquirer!>

:]

http://www.kibblesnbits.com/

Zagineer
09-29-2010, 10:41 PM
to steal a line from Jewel,......

When others can't.. can't.. can't.......

Jennifer Can! Can! Can! :)

(Got to be careful here, everyone. Don't want to get El Beasto too excited. :D )

I love this song by Jewel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8L5m0V7Iw&feature=player_embedded

I know,..... she does it for all the cities she visits and she doesn't pronounce Gonzaga corretly, but I don't care.

And let me add that if you look up the definition of PMTA (that's pretty much totally awesome) in the dictionary, you will see a pic of Jennifer. :clap:

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TheZagPhish
09-30-2010, 01:03 AM
Can Jennifer Nyland come off the bench and perform emergency open heart surgery on a heart attack victim in the stands, using only a tongue depressor, a ball-peen hammer and Ginzu knife?

Maybe, but I honestly don't think depressor-bphammer-ginzu is her game. With her speed and agility I can see samurai-paperclip-nailclipper, or even a crafty use of dollarbill-paddle-icepick. Opinions vary.

GUZagDenver
09-30-2010, 06:25 AM
If Mike Hart and David Stockton are the main backups at PG and SG this year, Jennifer Nyland will be performing more than one open heart surgery on heart attack victims during GU basketball games.


Hahahahaha exactly!!!