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El Voce
02-09-2010, 03:15 PM
True or False: Every time the Zags miss a free throw, an angel dies.

gozagswoohoo
02-09-2010, 03:40 PM
How many is a legion?

stevet75
02-09-2010, 03:41 PM
but I know I am a little closer to death when they miss a free throw.
However, I suppose any time a second clicks by, we are closer to death.

RamZag
02-09-2010, 03:45 PM
But if they make one does "An angel gets his wings"

HOOTER
02-09-2010, 03:47 PM
But if they make one does "An angel gets his wings"

Nah, and angel just gets to keep it's life. We need to fill the stands with bells for that to happen. ;)

ZagNative
02-09-2010, 03:47 PM
True or False: Every time the Zags miss a free throw, an angel dies.True. In addition,


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UkLNCxT74w4/S3H0dsXV7yI/AAAAAAAAGQ4/U2-0vN5rz34/Kitten%20dies-1.jpg

silsbee
02-09-2010, 03:48 PM
Kennel Club should make like "Angels in the Outfield" and start waving their arms up and down. Might loosen up the players' anxiety...

And it might get put on Sportscenter!

RamZag
02-09-2010, 03:50 PM
True. In addition,


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UkLNCxT74w4/S3H0dsXV7yI/AAAAAAAAGQ4/U2-0vN5rz34/Kitten%20dies-1.jpg

How could they miss free throws after this!!!!!!

RamZag
02-09-2010, 03:54 PM
True. In addition,


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UkLNCxT74w4/S3H0dsXV7yI/AAAAAAAAGQ4/U2-0vN5rz34/Kitten%20dies-1.jpg

Run, Meech, Run!!!!!:pray:

ZagNative
02-09-2010, 04:19 PM
Run, Meech, Run!!!!!:pray:Hysterical!

ZagNative
02-09-2010, 04:45 PM
ZN wipes away a tear, thinking about the Zags free throw percentage ...

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_UkLNCxT74w4/S3IAoEk1oeI/AAAAAAAAGRs/y5UTuzL9VEM/Puppy%20dies.jpg

Please, fellas! Turn it around, starting Thursday!

RamZag
02-09-2010, 04:48 PM
ZN wipes away a tear, thinking about the Zags free throw percentage ...

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_UkLNCxT74w4/S3IAoEk1oeI/AAAAAAAAGRs/y5UTuzL9VEM/Puppy%20dies.jpg

Please, fellas! Turn it around, starting Thursday!

I can't take this anymore.:mecry: Please Zags!!! Save this puppy!

BobZag
02-09-2010, 05:55 PM
True or False: Every time the Zags miss a free throw, an angel dies.

If true, where do angels go? Is there a heaven's heaven for angels? This is heavy stuff. Very theological. We need a priest to explain this to us.

RenoZag
02-09-2010, 06:20 PM
Missed free throws, like missed bunnies, are whispers in time, gone in an instant, destined for hoops limbo. . .

Xin Loi 67
02-09-2010, 06:40 PM
If true, where do angels go? Is there a heaven's heaven for angels? This is heavy stuff. Very theological. We need a priest to explain this to us.

I need to find some ice, glass, I need to find a glass, whiskey, I need whiskey!

mendiant
02-09-2010, 07:07 PM
True. In addition,


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UkLNCxT74w4/S3H0dsXV7yI/AAAAAAAAGQ4/U2-0vN5rz34/Kitten%20dies-1.jpg

Damn, you #######s, make you free throws...

it's for the kitties!!!

mendiant
02-09-2010, 07:12 PM
If true, where do angels go? Is there a heaven's heaven for angels? This is heavy stuff. Very theological. We need a priest to explain this to us.

Not all angels are good...a third are demons who fell when Satan refused to serve.

We must rebuke the demons of missed free throws that kill kitties and puppies.

We need an Exorcist!

love,
church lady

Rangerzag
02-09-2010, 07:54 PM
Not all angels are good...a third are demons who fell when Satan refused to serve.
...........................
love,
church lady

Are those still considered angels?? If angels are they not called fallen angels?



Posts like this are why players are advised to not read forums like this ;)

snebzag
02-09-2010, 08:06 PM
False. An Angel gets put in time out when she yells "Damn it! Hit your freaking free throws"

sullyzag66
02-09-2010, 08:22 PM
If true, where do angels go? Is there a heaven's heaven for angels? This is heavy stuff. Very theological. We need a priest to explain this to us.
It's a mystery.

sonuvazag
02-09-2010, 08:25 PM
There would have to be a lot of angels for this to be true.

ZagNative
02-09-2010, 09:03 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_UkLNCxT74w4/S3If-6I8UbI/AAAAAAAAGSg/596XBPaUNvo/Snively%20whiplash-2.jpg

primal23
02-09-2010, 09:28 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_UkLNCxT74w4/S3If-6I8UbI/AAAAAAAAGSg/596XBPaUNvo/Snively%20whiplash-2.jpg

Does this include away games? Or only if they are at home?

SunDevilGolfZag
02-09-2010, 09:35 PM
Every missed free throw is a gift-toss(ed) away