View Full Version : Digger Pee & Dickie Vee call it

03-27-2009, 03:23 PM
for UNC. They agreed GU couldn't possibly keep up with the team with tar on its heels.

they noted that GU's record for boarding at either end played into UNC's strength and blah blah blah blah

then they looked longingly and lovingly into each others eyes, and started kissing each other's necks and generally making out. .

Thank goodness the break that came about two minutes later because they were stuck there in a giant, ooogie, liplock, while the third talking head pretended everything was normal.

Dickie started calling Digger "babeeeee . . . babeeeee . . . . BABeeeee" and pressing his cigar-stained lips up against Diggers chapped, cracked gums like two old stags in the middle of the rut.

Digger's eyebrows danced while he hummed the Notre Dame fight song and tapped his white bucks (or were they black shoes with white spats ?) rythmically, suggestively.

Thank goodness for the commercial break.

Go TEAM Zags !

03-27-2009, 03:32 PM

03-27-2009, 03:32 PM
Love the post...but you described it so well I actually pictured it in my head. Not a good image.

03-27-2009, 04:08 PM
I use to hate commercials, but I am beginning to appreciate them more now.