View Full Version : John Canzano Suicide Watch

07-18-2008, 01:03 PM
Kent gets new contract! Poor John!


07-18-2008, 01:15 PM
Nice find, Zaggy, properly presented here with just the right touch!

Here, John, hold this ...


So much for sure-fire predictions and insider info. ;)

07-18-2008, 01:16 PM
Nice post.

I can see it now:
This is part of some sort of sign and trade arrangement with GU for Few.

07-18-2008, 01:17 PM
Obviously they are only signing Kent to a long term deal to demonstrate to Few that they are willing and able to sign a coach to a long term deal. Obviously Kilkenny is secretly running a canned food drive in the background to raise the money necessary to buy out Kent's contract when the inevitable time comes for Few to relocate south. So it is written in the Book of Poorjournalism.

07-18-2008, 01:19 PM
I'm in Portland so I know about Canzano's antics... pretty tiresome.

But I think the point that he will make (and it's a fair one) is that despite the new contract, Kent's buy-out only raised from $1 million to $1.5 million. So yeah, it gives him more "job security", but in the end, it will only cost Phil Knight an extra $500,000 to get rid of him when the time comes.