View Full Version : Bilas: Mark Few is one tough hombre

03-04-2008, 11:29 AM

Bill Brasky (Parts Unknown): Jay, if there was a coaching battle royal wrestling match, who would be the one left standing at the end, and why?

Jay Bilas: Good question. The answer is Gonzaga's Mark Few. He is tiny, sure. But, he is scrappy. He bites, too. And, if he can't beat you up, his wife can throw down with anyone.

I see a theme developing here. Some dude on Fox sports said he heard Few rolled a Jeep and walked away grinning. I also heard Few shot a buffalo in Whitefish and hauled it home on his back. Then there's the story of Few taking on a swarm of killer bees - playing matchup zone!

03-04-2008, 11:38 AM

true story.

03-04-2008, 11:39 AM
Mark Few doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

03-04-2008, 12:15 PM
Not only is Coach Few tough, but he has such great strategy that he beat me in a game of Connect Four with only 3 moves!!!

03-04-2008, 12:32 PM
that when Mark Few does push-ups he doesn't move, but instead pushes the earth away from him on each rep.

03-04-2008, 12:45 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Few took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Few takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Few yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

03-04-2008, 02:06 PM
He's as tough as a truck stop steak.

03-04-2008, 02:10 PM
Who would win in a fight: Mark Few or God?

Trick Question: Mark Few is God!!!

Da.........Zags, Da Zags, Da Zags, Da Zags.

03-04-2008, 02:16 PM
When Mark Few sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Mark Few has not had to pay taxes, ever.

03-04-2008, 02:35 PM
Mark Few doesn't sleep....he waits

03-04-2008, 03:14 PM
It was once believed that Mark Few actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Mark Few himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

03-04-2008, 03:18 PM
....but he never cries

03-04-2008, 04:20 PM
Coach Few doesn't tea-bag. He potato-sacks.

03-04-2008, 04:46 PM
Mark Few doesn't go hunting, he goes killing....

03-04-2008, 04:58 PM
When Mark Few falls in water, Mark Few doesn't get wet. Water gets Mark Few.

zag buddy
03-04-2008, 07:13 PM
Thanks MedZag I laughed outloud for minutes.

03-04-2008, 07:46 PM
I thought the kangaroo was particularly apropo after the spanking we put on the aussies on saturday :)

03-04-2008, 09:32 PM
Mark Few eats lightning and farts thunder.