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FuManShoes
03-04-2008, 11:29 AM
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=19545

Bill Brasky (Parts Unknown): Jay, if there was a coaching battle royal wrestling match, who would be the one left standing at the end, and why?

Jay Bilas: Good question. The answer is Gonzaga's Mark Few. He is tiny, sure. But, he is scrappy. He bites, too. And, if he can't beat you up, his wife can throw down with anyone.

I see a theme developing here. Some dude on Fox sports said he heard Few rolled a Jeep and walked away grinning. I also heard Few shot a buffalo in Whitefish and hauled it home on his back. Then there's the story of Few taking on a swarm of killer bees - playing matchup zone!

MedZag
03-04-2008, 11:38 AM
http://www.finaljudgement.net/markfew.jpg

true story.

LongIslandZagFan
03-04-2008, 11:39 AM
Mark Few doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

CarolinaZagFan
03-04-2008, 12:15 PM
Not only is Coach Few tough, but he has such great strategy that he beat me in a game of Connect Four with only 3 moves!!!

ZagMD
03-04-2008, 12:32 PM
that when Mark Few does push-ups he doesn't move, but instead pushes the earth away from him on each rep.

lothar98zag
03-04-2008, 12:45 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Few took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Few takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Few yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

RenoZag
03-04-2008, 02:06 PM
He's as tough as a truck stop steak.

zagfan07
03-04-2008, 02:10 PM
Who would win in a fight: Mark Few or God?




Trick Question: Mark Few is God!!!





Da.........Zags, Da Zags, Da Zags, Da Zags.

hockeyzag
03-04-2008, 02:16 PM
When Mark Few sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Mark Few has not had to pay taxes, ever.

AllezZags
03-04-2008, 02:35 PM
Mark Few doesn't sleep....he waits

CaliforniaZaggin'
03-04-2008, 03:14 PM
It was once believed that Mark Few actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Mark Few himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

laszagas
03-04-2008, 03:18 PM
....but he never cries

rennis
03-04-2008, 04:20 PM
Coach Few doesn't tea-bag. He potato-sacks.

zagfiend
03-04-2008, 04:46 PM
Mark Few doesn't go hunting, he goes killing....

murph
03-04-2008, 04:58 PM
When Mark Few falls in water, Mark Few doesn't get wet. Water gets Mark Few.

zag buddy
03-04-2008, 07:13 PM
Thanks MedZag I laughed outloud for minutes.

MedZag
03-04-2008, 07:46 PM
I thought the kangaroo was particularly apropo after the spanking we put on the aussies on saturday :)

BoZarth
03-04-2008, 09:32 PM
Mark Few eats lightning and farts thunder.